Spetnazz

More gangs to close in the near future, I predict... Dun dun dunnnnnnn

@rake said in [Question]FPS Problem: @baphomet said in [Question]FPS Problem: My game bugged 3 days ago and I was able to pass through the objects (sr, DE walls, JK base) that were added to the game later. After consulting a few ADMINs, I deleted and reinstalled the game. (both MTA and GTA:SA). But after reinstalling I started to have a serious FPS problem. The problem that didn't exist 3 days ago appeared after reinstalling the game. I can't fix it even though I'm sure I've set everything up properly such as video card graphics etc. Anyone have an idea about this? (Recommendations to buy a new computer will not be accepted :D ) I don't think you will get much help here. I suggest you to ask for help in the MTA Support Section on their forums. I have done it before and they solved my issue. is that also how you solved your internetspeed-issue? XAXAXAXAXAXAXAX GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

@kain said in Summer Event Milestones #1: @law said in Summer Event Milestones #1: TT had a lot of points, even Kain's system couldn't count them :bonjour: :moistpepe: :cooldoge: :crank: pretty shameful for a level 5 gang to not have a single point :grimacing_face: On the contrary; Your gang should see a psychiatrist, or go get some vitamin D outside if you have 1000+ points on SAES. That's borderline concerning. Here are some book recommendations for the gangs and squads with way too many points; Why we sleep by Matthew Walker Tender is the night by F. Scott Fitzgerald Or any book from Thomas Piketty so you can realize hos retarded Socialism is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l60MnDJklnM

I can't be bothered to say too much, since there are people on here who'll make me lose faith in even the worst countries' schoolsystems. But - "It's balanced", "Stop crying", "It's good as it is". Okay. 97 BRs in May. 31 days in May. 97/31 = 3,12. 3, maybe 4 BRs on a good day, if you're lucky. Each BR lasts for what.. 15 minutes? That's 45 minutes worth of action throughout the entire 24 hours in a day. What the fuck do you do to entertain yourselves on SAES, if you're fine with responding to 3 BRs a day. And better; What the fuck are the crims doing? Definitely not SRing, since those are more or less empty most of the time. Is everyone turfing all day, slowly turning the server into RvB?

^ If the server could talk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVE1cTyOqpE

@spetnazz said in Public method to check playtime: You go to SRs with 70 or 80 crims online, and there's 2 trainees standing on the roof. The server might have players online, but it's fucking dead. D-e-a-d. D-E-A-D

Ingame name: [FBI]Spetnazz Username: spetnazz Country of Residence and Nationality: Zimbabwe Spoken Languages: Danish, English, Tunisian, Portuguese, Chinese, Hungarian, Polish, Korean Age: 23 Date of the beginning of your SAES career: 2009 Previous organisations and the reason why you left or got kicked out: Exo-c, FBI, STF, TST, M, JK, MI-6, UE, X, SWAT, AA, BB. Kicked out of all of them, they didn't like me. But I'm not a hopper Has anyone in The Company convinced you to join us? If yes, who?: Teddy

@marso said in The Company: Ingame name: 203|Marso Username: marso Country of Residence and Nationality: Slovenia / Slovenian Spoken Languages: Slovenian, English, German, Croatian/Serbian, Japanese Age: 19 Date of the beginning of your SAES career: August 2014 Previous organisations and the reason why you left or got kicked out: MMC, RDMC, BloodZ (3x), HS, BB, TT Has anyone in The Company convinced you to join us? If yes, who?: Teddy accepted, contact Teddy in-game for your invite

Imagine giving a shit about activity requirements. I bet hm.. Let's say 15 of the players that's been online during the last 24h, are people that's merely been online to clock in some hours for their gang/squad. You go to SRs with 70 or 80 crims online, and there's 2 trainees standing on the roof. The server might have players online, but it's fucking dead. D-e-a-d. It'll be even more dead once level 4 or 5 gangs decide to close shop, because they can't be bothered with telling people to be afk for 10 hours, just to make sure that they meet the requirements now that we can't check playtime if we aren't admins. A lot of our players lost interest in the server, when that whole BR-thing happened and certain people refused to listen to what the community was telling them. Mess up the server -> Make people lose interest in the server -> Force gangs to random invite turks or tunisians to keep their level. But anyhow; Let's not improve the state of the server for all I care. I'm only here to keep TT alive, would save me a lot of headaches if I could finally fuck off for good.

Would be lovely. Then just make it reset the 1st day of every month, so we won't have to keep track of whether or not they've been online for 17 hours in April and 1 in May, or 0 in April and 18 in May due to it being set to display 30d activity from their last login or whatever

@kain said in Turf Updates!: The numbers as per usual, are subject to changed based on turf activity or if gangs are found to be exploiting the system in any way. The numbers as per usual, are subject to changed based on turf activity or if gangs are found to be exploiting the system in any way. @Underground-Empire @Organization-Zero please read

TL:DR; Bank Robberies success decreased by 9.35%. Amount of BR's dropped from 315 in March to 167 in April. Wow, I wonder why? It's almost as if someone with no idea of the community's desires decided to go rogue, and ruin BRs without consulting with the community first? Naaaah, that can't be the case, such things would never happen on a democratic server like SAES. Let's direct our attention to the copside instead, that'll fit the narrative of a flawless management better. Ok that's it for now, see you next month. Also, I would like to thank @Kain for being our savior. Without him, there would've been less than a 100 BRs in April. Thanks Kain, we love you

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Happy birthday, have a good one

THE BOYCOTT IS OFFICIALLY OVER. HEIL KAIN

I support the Very Official Gang Boycott - It is very much real, and very much the only reason why we don't BR. We all came together and thought "Man, that new BR-idea is great and all, but let's just stop BR'ing altogether. SAES have so much to offer besides BRs, that we won't even feel a boycott!". There can be no other explanation as to why there's been less than 10 BRs during the 21 days of April. I mean, it's the megaminds of SAES who made the change after all. They MUST know what the community wants, and the best of it all? They dont' even need to test the stuff before pushing it live - that's how good they are. Thank you for finally fixing the server, you're the heroes we've all been waiting for.

@danny2106 said in TST - The Strike Team: Good luck i hope you will continue raiding their asses as we did back in Days. Have fun Old founder Danny ;) Kom nu bare tilbage, forhelvede

@element said in Tactical Response Agency - Official Topic: Aren't you a member of that one squad who's notorious for farming AFK hours, and therefore played a huge role in getting the 'AFK squad members'-script implemented, because the other cops were unhappy with being the only ones responding, even though you had 8 AFK members sitting in the base?

@ikzelf said in Spetnazz Questionnaire: Why are you not a party animal, skin 2?: who says I am not? Are you, though?

Following the GMs great success of asking crims why they aren't cops, and apparently not caring about the suggestions being proposed, I would like to perform a psychoanalysis of the SAES-playerbase. Therefore, I would like to know; Why aren't you a party animal skin 2? Whichever your personal reason may be, please let me know in a comment below.

Sorry if this isn't the answer you're looking for, but it's quite simple; I chose to be a criminal when I started playing. I'm HQ in TT where I have a certain obligation to make sure, that the retards in our gang don't run it to the ground. For me it's less of a gameplay-thing, and more of a loyalty issue. I'd stay on the copside if TT decided to become a squad tomorrow

Children in Africa could've eaten those excel sheets

Nothing to add to the topic itself, I'd just like to point out the amazing contrast of song-picks between video 1 and 2