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@System31 said in Bartmans "how to regroup at PBR" school (only 10k): summoning @Terry to translate I'll try ..... If you read this, you have to pay me $10,000. Why you should not regroup inside the bank during a PBR. Reasons as to why you should not regroup inside the bank: Pigs (synonym for cops) will notice the cars outside the bank. There are "snitches" (read: law abiding citizens who forward criminal suspicion to the law enforcement) within their team chat. 13 criminals enter the bank, and then the PBR starts. 1 + 2 = rest in peace Reasons as to why you should regroup outside the bank - (airport, base, etc) The pigs (read: police officers) will have a harder time knowing where the bank robbery is, and if there even is any bank robbery. There will be more than 13 criminals before the bank robbery starts. There will be over 20 criminal defenders during the bank robbery. 1 + 2 = win Now you may ask; why am I, the known to be lazy Bartman, energetic enough to create this topic? That is because every time you're robbing a bank, you're continuously doing the same errors. If there are approximately 12 pigs (read: police officers) on duty, then sure - regroup inside the bank. However, if there are 18 squad members as well as 15 police trainees on, then for the love of god, do not regroup inside the bank: it will fail like it usually does. Why are you doing the same mistake every time?

This has been accepted already, the problem is having it scripted. The developers do not have time to prioritize this. As always, the community is welcome to participate in scripting this script, hereafter forward it to the SAES developers so they can review it.

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I don't know what has happened recently, but there has been a large spark in activity (most likely due to Christmas). Yesterday we had 210 players online while ZeKinG and I were hosting our presidential speech. Alongside the above, we've also had 40+ official squads members online the past few days (at peak hours). Server is doing really good right now; I do however agree, that there needs to be some changes for the future (I am one for an economic reset).

Please close - change is already being made.

So, not too long ago the cop side received a cooldown on their /offerbribe, /barrier & /deploystinger command. This was put in place to prevent abuse of people using to stand up at a quicker pace. I think this change is absolutely stupid, as it causes so much time-wasting when trying to bribe your colleagues (especially with all the trainees, cough Five-0 cough arrest cops. However, with this put into place, I also feel it is justified setting a cooldown of 3 seconds to the /sell option that the criminals have. I do not see a reason to why this should not be done. Let me know what you think.

Holy shit, Josh! Get on TeamSpeak you filthy cunt

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Hello everyone, In the light of this promising and exciting election week, we would like to share some inspiring words from our ministers. Ministry of Armed Forces - John Cale: The secretary of defense exercises authority, direction and control over the three departments of the U.S. armed forces -- the Army and the Navy, as well as the Air Force.The main job of the U.S. secretary of defense is to plan, develop and execute policies that concern the military affairs and national security of the country. Also, such an official is responsible for the department's resource management and fiscal and program evaluation. The secretary of defense runs the entire department from the Office of the Secretary of Defense (OSD), which comprises the official's entire staff. The secretary's staff assists in carrying out assigned tasks in accordance with their job titles. Minister of Economy and Finances - Jari Aarnio: Our main goals with the Department of Economy and Finances are to significantly increase emergency service's yearly budget, The way we should be financing this is by raising property- and plot taxes but also by increasing fuel taxation. Increasing fuel taxation will also has a positive effect on our states emissions and pollution. Through this also to the health and well-being of people. Raising property and plot taxes would mainly be done at areas where people are more rich than average citizen so people and families who already have economically difficult, will not suffer for this. For the better safety and healthy of our citizens! Minster of Health - Wallace Boden: *List of achievements we're looking forward to achieve: Change hospital system Build another hospital, which wouldn't be regular but the biggest one in the San Andreas. Location is uknown for now. Few modifications on all emergency vehicles. Add vehicle mod for 3rd firetruck in the server. (Rescue Truck) Re-build all firehouses on San Andreas to the latest and modern structure (LS, SF, LV, BC) More cooperation between emergency groups (roleplays). Increase salaries for paramedics, firefighters, rescuers* Minster of Labour - Alvin Dulac: Our goal as Ministry of Labour is making sure San Andreas agencies are responsible for employment equity and rights, occupational safety and labour relations. We will also need to increase the bottom salary for the labours such as: truckers and medics - this will help all the new citizens to get money to afford their bills and living cost. This will help the Country because of the liking of the new work salary, the citizens will gather more confidence from the civillians, and the proportion of work in San Andreas will increase. Minister of Justice - Hollie Brown: My goals at any designation are usually socially benefitting. As a Department of Justice candidate from the Liberal Party, I assure to keep public's justice and welfare in front of my personal objectives and greeds. My strengths such as activity and loyalty can offer extensively useful for this position since I can make sure to recruit more valuable and trustful candidates that makes the party strong and work forward to maintain peace and law in the San Andreas once fortunately winning the elections. With public, I stand and Justice shall be my weapon against the offenders. Minster of Ecology - Tilong: The Department of ecology understands that there is a balance between Co2 emissions and human need, so in our first act we will be proposing to plant over 1,000 new trees around the state of San Andreas. We understand the need for higher capacity fuel tanks. so we also plan to research the Co2 emissions that would be gained with the upgrades. With the increase needs of fuel products, we will be addressing the need for more gas stations. This are just some of the starting topics we will be gettings underway, There is alot of other projects that are in need to be finished, but the documents are not ready. Will be posting them as soon as they are ready. The Offices of Ecology is always willing to listen to the citizens of San Andreas, as long as they dont hurt the land we all live in. We can all make a change! Best Regards, Joshua Watson Party Chairman

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No - that would be way too overpowered. Imagine cops and criminals carrying speed everywhere.

Where the fuck is my admin panel, @Brophy?

@Brophy said in SAES 16th Birthday:

I'm going to RAGE over the fact that I didn't win the mansion

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