Combine

The only spark you get is when you put a broken vibrator inside your wet anus

Name: Elektra Queen Sex: Transsexual Woman Birth: 18/11/1987 Address: Currently homeless, owns a cardboard shelter below a bridge. City/Precinct: Los Santos State: San Andreas Current occupation: Prostitute. Experience: Ex-porn star Backstory She started as many begin, from the bottom, hitchhiking, sucking old men cocks at 5 dollars a blowjob to make ends meet. But she wanted to get more, so one day she went to a porn casting in San Fierro, from a famous porn producer. In no time she made a name for herself, everyone knew her as "Elektra" but she earned the title of "the most open rectum in all of San Andreas." For years she continued her career until she became a porn star, it seemed that everything was going well until one day she caught a very serious syphilis, the producer could not have it anymore so they fired her, she got hooked on heroin, and spent all her money, The only thing she had left were those videos that circulated on the net in which she got to swallow 30cm cocks, but other than that, not a mere dollar in the bank. Several months later she was living under a bridge in Los Santos, looking to get out of the streets, and sucking junkies in exchange for a good shot of heroin. One day she overdosed, but survived, and has since stopped using drugs. Today she continues to live under the same filthy bridge, looking again to get into the world of porn, to rise again from the shit to become the star that she was in her time, they say that she is recruiting young prostitutes to form a whorehouse exclusively for transsexuals.

@law said in [Suggestions] for make server more fun: 6 :ammo from Car bag just like you can change skins from vehicle trunks It be nice if you guys can add weapon storage to vehicle trunks as well, so criminals or any roles can have the choice to select the weapons they want from their trunks of their cars without having to drive to a disk. I dig this. It could bring many RP opportunities too, as for gun transportation.

@foreheadmonster said in Wadduuuppp: Terreeeyyy! Hahahaha, "looks at @Combine", I remember when that happened. Don't worry, it's me this time. Actually I used to shave my head for like two years prior to this one, and I combined it with a beard. I looked like anorexic Kratos or something. Now I'm a bare faced bitch with hair on top of my head and a big ass forehead as my personal trademark. The band fell apart, it's just me and the other guitar player right now, making our own music, and planning on recording it some time during this year. Btw who should I contact to change my in-game login credentials? The game is almost finished downloading, and I'm pretty sure the password won't be correct when I try to log. I apologize for my complete personality disorder and attempt to impersonate your identity out of sheer boredom. To this day even I look back and see how pathetic it was. Although, the conversation I had with @shaun inventing your personal life was entertaining, I think I have never laughed so much, the moment he pressed the ban button when he realized it was me, it was priceless.

Part I: How much have you donated for the server? 242gbp When was the last time you requested a donation reward change? June Why do you need this change? I've been inactive so all my vehicles were removed. Links to your donation topics: In old forum Links to your previous donation changes requests:https://saesrpg.uk/topic/19613/combine-s-reward-change/2?_=1604442046256 ======================================================================== Part II: What I Want to be Removed Vehicle 1: All removed due to inactivity. Location: (IF PLACED AT A PERSONAL PROPERTY, LIST THE PROPERTY NAME AND OWNER'S USERNAME HERE SO WE CAN LOCATE IT.) Interior: ======================================================================== Part III: What I Want to be Added Vehicles: 24 Combine Harvesters at old HS base Location: Old HS base. Username: sapience Interior: -

Dark lives matter!

@FoxZilla said in [SUGGESTION] New bus script: @Combine said in [SUGGESTION] New bus script: Although your horrendous English skills triggered my OCD I managed to understand what you mean. Anyway this looks more like a roleplay idea than something to be scripted, actually I don't see what would need to be scripted, the co-pilot can just use the local chat to speak. Firstly you can ask me if you dont understand it i can try to say it with better words. and do you think its interesting? because noone spawning as a bus driver. Civilan spawn should be more active for better RPG server. These are just my thoughts It has always been a matter of fact that civilian side is not the preferred playstyle, excluding trucking. Honestly I don't think what you're suggesting will make people use more the bus driver spawn, not even boost the civilian's activity. Also I don't intend to be harsh but the suggestion isn't that great, it's something completely doable right now without need of scripts and anyway the idea of sitting down in a bus while reading a guy's shitty English on the try of telling me how beautiful the views of Mount Chiliad are... Well, I think I'd end crashing the bus.

Although your horrendous English skills triggered my OCD I managed to understand what you mean. Anyway this looks more like a roleplay idea than something to be scripted, actually I don't see what would need to be scripted, the co-pilot can just use the local chat to speak.

Congratulations @JojoDb I hope I'm not too late for the typical probie abuse

Part I: How much have you donated for the server? 242gbp When was the last time you requested a donation reward change? On February maybe. Why do you need this change? I've been inactive some months so all my vehicles were removed. Links to your donation topics: They are at old forums, link to my profile if needed http://archive.saesrpg.uk/profile/7535-combine/ Links to your previous donation changes requests: It's somewhere in the archive but I'm so freakin' lazy I can't find it. ======================================================================== Part II: What I Want to be Removed Vehicle 1: All removed due to inactivity. Location: (IF PLACED AT A PERSONAL PROPERTY, LIST THE PROPERTY NAME AND OWNER'S USERNAME HERE SO WE CAN LOCATE IT.) Interior: ======================================================================== Part III: What I Want to be Added Vehicles: 24 Combine Harvesters at old HS base (now bone's property, and yes, I have his permission). Location: Old HS base. Username: sapience Interior: -

Nickname: Combine Username sapience RP Name: Eduardo Lzaro, also simply known as "Lzaro" Age: 23 Nationality Spain Spoken languages Spanish, English, some Portuguese and German. Server groups LE, ZIP and Centrino. Write a small RP backstory about your character Eduardo Lzaro is a 36 year old of Spanish origin, he was found as a baby in the streets, sheltered in an orphanage until he reached the age of majority, they never found his real parents. One day after graduating university he took a plane to San Andreas so he could learn a new culture and leave his dark past behind. After a while he became a permanent resident in Las Venturas and started looking for jobs that could help him earn a living and preferably that they were related to his science studies. Make a list of the studies of your RP character Degree in Biochemistry and Environmental Sciences. Why do you want to join us? Not sure if I should answer to this question roleplay wise as it's not stated, anyways: I'm always very selective with the RP groups I apply for - and this is one of them. I feel I would enjoy acting the role of this one in particular, and also it's an open door for me to start roleplaying again. I think the idea is quite unique itself and forming part of it will also flourish my desire to be active on the server and not get bored with the usual, also I mainly like the intellectual side of it. Explain with your words any phase of the corporation work Development phase, which is in charge in the research aspect, like other type of more reliable energies, or a better stability on the health of the workers of the corporation who are exposed to for example; radiation caused by manipulating hazardous materials. Explain with your words the duty of your department of interest (marketing/security/engineering/scientific) I'm into the scientific aspect, which has to; follow superior orders, observe and recommend about obtaining materials, suggest on possible better infrastructure planning, laboratory maintenance, working together with other entities foreign to the company, producing energy in direct collaboration with engineers, purely make progression and exploration of better and new tech.

Felicidades @RAMPAGE ::: :::

I think forum section is for server rule changes, not script addons or changes. Correct me if I'm wrong. I think this topic should belong to this section: https://saesrpg.uk/category/31/server-script-suggestions-bug-reporting But don't create a duplicate, I guess someone will move your topic in case this isn't the appropiate section, but then again not sure if it is or not...

I think they are quite minor changes but I really agree on adding a key to open bribe panel, sometimes you can run over it by mistake even if you don't want one. About event music I'm not sure if I'm understanding you right, but you could just turn MTA sound off, then again not sure if I understand that point. As for saving M settings, well if it's possible, why not? However I think that's lazy as fuck, you literally just need to press a key and make 2 clicks. Ah btw this is for server rule suggestions and not server script changes, correct section: https://saesrpg.uk/category/31/server-script-suggestions-bug-reporting

I'm gonna @Break Discord one day. Yeah, I'm a @Cunt - but you know what? @Dontcry and @SuckMyDick @hahahahaha

@Elyeso I think this topic should belong to https://saesrpg.uk/category/31/server-script-suggestions-bug-reporting As this forum section is for server rules and not script changes I guess

@JohnPrice said in "Requesting a Lawyer" Concept: I agree with Jonathan. Is anybody aware of the developing status? It's been already about 2 years since, the code was in my old computer which HD got broken so basically there's 0 progress on this resource as I lost the file. I want to begin again from scratch but with someone else's help, that obviously has the same or preferably more knowledge on Lua than me so it can be made quick. If you know someone then contact me and since I have time now we can start making. Also I don't know to what point SAES Developers are willing to add this, if they haven't made anything on these years makes me think they don't really want it. But I'm still up for it like I said, I'd like someone else to contribute.

@Anas_ said in Put a cracking system inside this area of jail [POLL]: @Combine Because simply, it is easier for both of us, Criminals and Cops. If you're a criminal for example and you can't crack, that would get you busted straight away. Also, it's waste of time for them, since cops can always show up and arrest them while they're still trying. It might have advantages for cops, but would be a bit unfair for the other side. No, it won't get you busted, because the door opens at a very slow rate and you would see the cop come, so that gives you time to react and close the panel or end the cracking. Also, you're at the other side so bullets don't go through to arrest you. And as I said, I'd vouch for making it a very simple cracking that anyone with enough brain cells can manage to do, anything else?

So basically: CS recruitment starts: CS recruitment ends: Also me:

@Tut-Greco said in Put a cracking system inside this area of jail [POLL]: @Combine said in Put a cracking system inside this area of jail [POLL]: @Tut-Greco said in Put a cracking system inside this area of jail [POLL]: @Combine said in Put a cracking system inside this area of jail [POLL]: Hey @Tut-Greco, honestly I don't care for the other 9 gobshits that voted no, but may I know why you did? I wonder if it's a personal thing against me that you voted no because you didn't even comment here what are your thoughts on it, that's what it seems though. you're not entitled to hear anyone's opinion. if you're that bothered by downvotes, perhaps you should reconsider making suggestions. Ah yeah, you voted no because of a personal issue you have against me, that is indeed very mature for your part, and the fact you are indirectly saying it is even better - well done buddy! Do you even read? I said I don't care about the other 9 that downvoted, but you, well it's obvious you did it just for pure hate, if someone else had made this suggestion like one of your shitty virtual friends of SAES then it wouldn't have happened this way, because you haven't even brought an argument of why you voted no - you yourself admitted indirectly like I said that you voted against the suggestion because you are against me, lol, pathetic. I'll suggest what I want, because good thing there's at least freedom of expression on the server! Ah you hate me, oh well! Time to grow up I guess? Yeah, I'm not the best one to say this? Maybe. I had errors in the past, I did shit, and who the fuck cares? Just you and a few other twats but that's it. It's a game, wohoo! And you're attacking me with something I did more than a year ago? lol. Now I don't even wanna hear your opinion, because it's probably shit, let me say it again, you simply voted no because you don't like me, and not the suggestion, well, maybe you should put your ego aside, or at least not even get into a poll or discussion where you don't have absolutely anything to contribute. :harriot: Now if you want don't even read or reply to what I said, I just had to expose the fact of why you voted no and didn't even bring a fucking valid argument on this suggestion, absolutely n-o-t-h-i-n-g. great to see you back, Combine! Yeah sure, whatever lol. Come back if you have anything to contribute to this suggestion, even if it's constructive criticism, which I even doubt.

@Tut-Greco said in Put a cracking system inside this area of jail [POLL]: @Combine said in Put a cracking system inside this area of jail [POLL]: Hey @Tut-Greco, honestly I don't care for the other 9 gobshits that voted no, but may I know why you did? I wonder if it's a personal thing against me that you voted no because you didn't even comment here what are your thoughts on it, that's what it seems though. you're not entitled to hear anyone's opinion. if you're that bothered by downvotes, perhaps you should reconsider making suggestions. Ah yeah, you voted no because of a personal issue you have against me, that is indeed very mature for your part, and the fact you are indirectly saying it is even better - well done buddy! Do you even read? I said I don't care about the other 9 that downvoted, but you, well it's obvious you did it just for pure hate, if someone else had made this suggestion like one of your shitty virtual friends of SAES then it wouldn't have happened this way, because you haven't even brought an argument of why you voted no - you yourself admitted indirectly like I said that you voted against the suggestion because you are against me, lol, pathetic. I'll suggest what I want, because good thing there's at least freedom of expression on the server! Ah you hate me, oh well! Time to grow up I guess? Yeah, I'm not the best one to say this? Maybe. I had errors in the past, I did shit, and who the fuck cares? Just you and a few other twats but that's it. It's a game, wohoo! And you're attacking me with something I did more than a year ago? lol. Now I don't even wanna hear your opinion, because it's probably shit, let me say it again, you simply voted no because you don't like me, and not the suggestion, well, maybe you should put your ego aside, or at least not even get into a poll or discussion where you don't have absolutely anything to contribute. :harriot: Now if you want don't even read or reply to what I said, I just had to expose the fact of why you voted no and didn't even bring a fucking valid argument on this suggestion, absolutely n-o-t-h-i-n-g.

Hey @Tut-Greco, honestly I don't care for the other 9 gobshits that voted no, but may I know why you did? I wonder if it's a personal thing against me that you voted no because you didn't even comment here what are your thoughts on it, that's what it seems though.

@Lucifer said in Put a cracking system inside this area of jail [POLL]: So if i'm not mistaken, the cracking system should be done to be able to open the cells, and not the door that opens slowly, is that right? Please read the topic and open the spoilers. Not to open the cells, the door that opens slowly - but not from outside, from inside because if you get stuck there is no way I out apart from the ways I pointed out in the topic which are; calling an admin, reconnecting which brings you out of jail instantly, or waiting for someone to come which can take a lot of time sometimes if no one can be arsed to open you. Remember: From inside, not outside, so there's no possible way a bullet can go through and arrest you if the door is closed, that's the thing.