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Activity #16 13/10/2024 Participants: @Shagwrath @Linkan @Ankush77 @Weppo Duration: 15 Mins
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Activity #15 13/10/2024 Participants: @Shagwrath @Linkan Duration: 15 Mins
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Activity #14 13/10/2024 Participants: @Shagwrath Duration: 15 Mins
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Activity #12 09/10/2024 Participants: @Shagwrath Duration: 15 Mins
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Activity #11 09/10/2024 Participants: @Shagwrath Duration: 15 Mins
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Activity #10 09/10/2024 Participants: @Shagwrath Duration: 15 Mins
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Roleplay #5 06/10/2024 5 mins Participants: @Shagwrath Gotta water the plants, so very urgently, oh man why did I drink all that Dr. Pepper? From the endless pit that is my bladder the golden liquid ceaselessly flows and spills upon the earth. The flora surrounding our restaurant sits parched, but I come with the salvation to their arid plight, as I unzip my fly the relief is for both them and I as amber waves cascade upon the sandy soil. All done, and I even sold some food, just next time I have to remember to zip up my fly first. When Linkan asked me if I was selling hot dogs, I did not know he meant my penis.
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Roleplay #4 06/10/2024 15 mins Participants: @Shagwrath The amount of lazy and drunk people in this city never ceases to amaze me, and I curse myself for not thinking of it sooner. If the fat slobs will not, or cannot come to us, why don't we bring Helvete to them? That's right, deliveries, the drooling and drunk dumbasses will pay top dollar for delivery straight to their door and we got the slop to sling straight to their eager drooling mouths. Business genius aside, I did had a ride on an escalator too, that was quite enjoyable.
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Roleplay #3 05/10/2024 10 mins Participants: @Shagwrath Last night's nocturnal nourishment, or well I guess lack thereof, gave me fresh resolve to find some treats of trash, something to put on the menu. What pairs best with people? There's a treasure trove of potential posh meals made from man. Delightful dishes where you can taste their last wishes and paired with trash, transformed with class. Coffee grounds, and lettuce that's not too brown, egg shells, something that smells, lots of wrappers, cans and bags... hey San Andreas, recycle that shit man. My truck full of potential pairings I made my way back to the restaurant to store them in the walk in an prepare some new menu items.
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Roleplay #2 05/10/2024 5 mins Participants: @Shagwrath I have a craving, and I'll be honest, after almost a year of eating only our food, I am craving something fresh, well relatively speaking. You know what they say though, one man's trash is another man's treasure, so let see the wealth of abundance that literally litters San Andreas and see what I can find. Maybe aside from a quick midnight snack I can also find some inspiration. Damn and soggy boxy full of crumbling saltines and a jar of old mayonnaise did little to affect both.
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Application Type: CS Your ingame username: nekroxx Your ingame alias: Shagwrath Your real name: Shawn Baybo Your DOB: 18/04/88 00:00 Your gender: Male Nationality: American Country of residence: United States Language skills: English, and I'm bad at a lot of other languages English Proficiency: Just as bad as any other American How long you have been playing: Since optical drives were still relevant (2010) Your strengths: CREATIVE: I am a creative person, I love to learn new things and I relish in overcoming new challenges. I am dedicated to solving problems and finding unique solutions to them. RIENDLY: I am also a friendly and approachable person who does not like to start drama or accelerate conflicts. MATURE: I am mature when I need to be, farting and bad jokes aside, and can be unbiased and observe both sides of an issue without bias. MOTIVATION: My motivation is also a great strength, if I want to learn or do something, I make it happen that coupled with my resourcefulness is I believe some of my greatest assets. I do also have some past experience managing a community. I'd also like to add that I'm not too bad at clearing out the room after I've had a big meal. Your weaknesses: VARYING INTERESTS: New projects, exciting new ideas, shiny things. The thrill of starting some thing new and different always motivates me, but sometimes at the cost of another project. DISTRACTIONS: Quite honestly my biggest weakness I am working to overcome is the want to do too many things at once. I have learned not not take on too much and to not start new projects or get invested in new things just because they interest me. Jobs I start I now always aim to complete. I am getting better at this, but some level of whimsy and exploration will always be a part of my personality. Member of the SAES discord server: Yes Reason for application: I just would like to give back and help out if there is a place for me. The SAES community, and the friends I have made in it have given me years of good memories, it would be a plus to also be able to use my talents to keep players involved and excited or help out with the mundane work that needs to be done. I would like to be part of a team focused on keeping the fun going for players and would gladly assist in any way needed. And I'm bored with life and need a reason to live. Unique qualities you can offer: 3D Modeling, UV Unwrapping and Rigging: I have experience making custom models and unwrapping them for GTASA, I have made a few custom cars and weapons as well as objects. DEVELOPMENT: I have also been scripting for MTA off and on for over 10 years and have made hundreds of resources, including my own RPG game mode from scratch. I am currently working professionally as a Developer with JavaScript so I can bring my experience working in an environment with code review and formatting standards. I know C# and have been using it to make video games in my free time for years now. Also I have messed around with FiveM, AltV and RAGEMP so I may be of some assistance on the GTAV server in development. I also can squirt milk out of the side of my eye. Server Memberships: Helvete, SAI, Killing Joke Additional information: I have an odd number of nipples, and that doesn't necessarily mean that the total is not divisible by two. Previous (legitimate) punishments on the server: I do not believe I have had any punishments, see below. Previous (legitimate) bans: Yes I was banned for going to help with WSS. That server is long since gone and I have moved on, and worked on many legitimate projects after that. That ban was removed years ago and forgiven.
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Roleplay #1 28/09/2024 5 mins Participants: @Shagwrath Something strange is going on here at Helvete base, is it dark forces conspiring to instill fear into the initiates hearts? Perhaps it's some competitors sending us a not-so-subtle message, like a severed horse head in our beds? Or maybe I've smoked a little too much. Hovering corpses and the fallen bodies of our members aside, I noticed the Ice-cream machine needed fixing. I thought about the issue, read the error code and checked the manual thoroughly, then decided to stick my penis in it, but that didn't work so I just went back to work selling corpses to the sheeples.
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Roleplay #5 27/09/2024 5 mins Participants: @Shagwrath @Yuu Well, this is embarrassing. I seem to have gotten my ass stuck in the HVAC system once again, sheesh, where's a stepbrother when you need them? Nick was very brave through the whole ordeal, he promised me we that once I got free he would reenact the scene from Titanic with Jack and Rose at the front of the ship. And he did. I promised to never let go, then I accidentally did, but its okay, I only dropped the Fart of the Ocean, damn turds are slippery.
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Roleplay #4 27/09/2024 5 mins Participants: @Shagwrath @Yuu Time to carve up some new specials for the following day. Got some fresh stock to break down into portions to be prepped. Maybe Popo Poboys? Carefully stashing the pieces, I clean up the mess, dispose of the evidence and have a quick smoke before returning to our most serious work. I think next I will fart in the HVAC system, for science.
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Roleplay #3 27/09/2024 5 mins Participants: @Shagwrath Something came up, an emergency of sorts. One of our more, 'discreet' guests put in a special order, to be delivered to his suite at the V-Rock hotel. I'm not one to ask questions, infact, that's what he pays me for. I made it there in record time, brining his particularly unmentionable unmentionables straight to his hands.
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Roleplay #2 27/09/2024 5 mins Participants: @Shagwrath @Yuu Something stank, really stank. Like a homeless man wrapped in week old Indian food and cat litter. Like Tucan Sam, we both followed our noses to the source of the stink. Low and behold, the offended was in our restaurant. Like a 1000 unwashed and sweaty comic book store nerds he radiated stink like Pigpen from Charlie Brown. I acted quickly activating an entire of can of air freshener into his Anas anus. We then proceeded to scrub the booty stank from the place.
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Roleplay #1 27/09/2024 5 mins Participants: @Shagwrath @Yuu I saw nick falling asleep in the car and I had already about had it with his shit so I shouted something offensive to Argentinians and woke his sleepy ass right up! We had big things to do, big important things, it was time to discuss the additions to the base. After much one sided conversations I, I mean we BOTH, decided we needed a fancy new conference room and a spacious parking garage. Odin's will be done, we picked a location and will begin the design and development phase.
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Activity #29 26/09/2024 Participants: @kingbob Duration: 39 Mins
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Activity #28 23/09/2024 Participants: @Garcia Duration: 20 Mins
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Activity #27 22/09/2024 Participants: @SharkY Duration: 30 Mins
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Activity #26 09/09/2024 Participants: @M8N Duration: 30 Mins
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Event #7 18/09/2024 Event Type: Land on My DFT Host: Shikomaru Winner: Curvy LWS: Flappy Prize: 2.000.000$
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Event #6 18/09/2024 Event Type: Knock Me Off My NRG Host: Shikomaru Winner: Curvy LWS: Flappy Prize: 1.000.000$
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Event #5 18/09/2024 Event Type: Knock Me Off My NRG Host: Shikomaru Winner: Curvy LWS: Flappy Prize: 1.000.000$