Roleplay #1
05/5/2025
11 mins
Participants: @Shagwrath
Stepping out from under my desk I yawned, ready to finally greet the day, at 6:37 pm. Remember, I live on IMPERIAL time because clocks in America are set to the right time, 6 different times. But hungry minds and bellies need to be feed, so I made my way to the commissary. My foggy half thoughts phased in and out of existence, when suddenly like a lightning bolt made of lightbulbs, and idea went off like a wet fart in my brain.
The gears in my hear started to turn as I took in the sight of her, yes, this idea was perfect. Slowly, I approached her, I knew she was finicky at best, so I didn't want to startle her. That's when I made up my mind, I would sit on her.
Quickly I made a xerox of my ass and distributed copies to the staff. @Linkan was not there so I left one in his inbox. Feeling accomplished and overpaid I went into the corner and beat my meat. So tender. Steeping into the torture room for some extra napkins I spotted our massive Widowmaker, and I got another idea. But that will have to wait until next time.