Bartman

also this pic may help about this "unfairness" https://www.xbox-passion.de/attachments/f13/19131d1440084856-hammer-welt-gleichberechtigung-gaming-wohl-y9a5t62h.jpg everyone was a nub at the beginn, in my first minute i joined saes, i saw an civillian with name "kenny" thought he is an bot & dmed him, later i dmed exo-c gang because they didnt invited me, but ger-c gang helped me with understanding saes & english, the same could be sapa for that guy. and as sapa is a group that is known to teach nubs, it shouldnt be anyways as hard to join it as earlyer when rulebreakers could make sapa lvl down. but with one point i agree, no higher lvl gang/squad should invite someone just because he begs for help, instead should ask to hang with someone helpfully & teach the game.

go vote for most important election in saes history! https://saesrpg.uk/topic/7904/sandwichmaker-vs-toastmaker

my sandwichmaker is the proof!! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/301369726632722432/567071816762261514/IMG_20190414_214020.jpg?width=259&height=463 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301369726632722432/567071816053555392/IMG_20190414_214025.jpg https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/301369726632722432/567071816053555234/IMG_20190414_214031.jpg?width=259&height=463

@ILLUSION said in SANDWICHMAKER VS TOASTMAKER: @Bartman said in SANDWICHMAKER VS TOASTMAKER: @Spicey said in SANDWICHMAKER VS TOASTMAKER: @Bartman what wrong with your life man xD? LOOK WHAT ILLU WROTE, THAN YOU KNOW WHATS WRONG IN MY LIFE, HE DONT BELIEVE IN SANDWICHMAKERS :dog: @ILLUSION LOOK THE VIDEO IS PROOV! THATS A PROPAGANDA VIDEO BUT STILL WHAT SHE MADE IS A TOAST A TOAST T O A S T SHE DID TOAST + MEAT + CHEESE = HOT SANDWICH & SHE IS TO DUMB ACTUALLY TO MAKE DECENT SANDWICH BTW

@Spicey said in SANDWICHMAKER VS TOASTMAKER: @Bartman what wrong with your life man xD? LOOK WHAT ILLU WROTE, THAN YOU KNOW WHATS WRONG IN MY LIFE, HE DONT BELIEVE IN SANDWICHMAKERS :dog: @ILLUSION LOOK THE VIDEO IS PROOV!

GOOGLE SAYS: TOASTER: https://www.google.com/search?q=toaster&rlz=1C1CHBF_deDE787DE787&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjuxsKhrtDhAhUyt3EKHRmkBzEQ_AUIDygC&biw=1920&bih=969 SANDWICHMAKER: https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHBF_deDE787DE787&biw=1920&bih=969&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=y4-zXL2FIYyblwSZxqrIDw&q=sandwichmaker&oq=sandwichmaker&gs_l=img.3..0l10.19748.21194..21483...0.0..0.106.1101.12j1......1....1..gws-wiz-img.......0i67j0i10.RmtjCNRQzdk SANDWICHMAKER WINS!

MY ARGUMMENTS: SO HERE IS A VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHT8wNd__z8 AND THIS IS MY SANDWICHMAKER-SANDWICHMAKER https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/301369726632722432/567071816762261514/IMG_20190414_214020.jpg?width=259&height=463 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301369726632722432/567071816053555392/IMG_20190414_214025.jpg https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/301369726632722432/567071816053555234/IMG_20190414_214031.jpg?width=259&height=463 ITS A SANDWICHMAKER, NOT TOASTMAKER GOOGLE "SANDWICHMAKER" GOOGLE SAYS: TOASTER: https://www.google.com/search?q=toaster&rlz=1C1CHBF_deDE787DE787&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjuxsKhrtDhAhUyt3EKHRmkBzEQ_AUIDygC&biw=1920&bih=969 SANDWICHMAKER: https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHBF_deDE787DE787&biw=1920&bih=969&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=y4-zXL2FIYyblwSZxqrIDw&q=sandwichmaker&oq=sandwichmaker&gs_l=img.3..0l10.19748.21194..21483...0.0..0.106.1101.12j1......1....1..gws-wiz-img.......0i67j0i10.RmtjCNRQzdk SANDWICHMAKER WINS! [poll title="SANDWICHMAKER VS TOASTMAKER VS SANDWICH-TOASTER" maxvotes="1" end="1557309900000"] SANDWICHMAKER TOASTMAKER SANDWICH-TOASTER [/poll]

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@Lamza said in Post your Joint: @Bartman said in Post your Joint: https://s16.directupload.net/images/190411/lu9rg453.jpg thats how a basic joint looks like, clean rolle, not like some drunk disabled rolling (abit thin because iam not anymore everyday smoker) a clean roll is when ur joint is so str8 it can stand upright :smirk: https://ibb.co/wwPFHnH

https://s16.directupload.net/images/190411/lu9rg453.jpg thats how a basic joint looks like, clean rolle, not like some drunk disabled rolling (abit thin because iam not anymore everyday smoker)

hell i cant see even one decent rolled joint here (besides kyba maybe, but your pic quality sucks), also the transparent papers looks nice (if you wouldnt roll it with your left foot) but the taste is horrible. lemme upload frieday how to rolle an joint

@Warrior213 said in [Suggestion]Back the old"togglewalk": Its not an RP server bro, its RPG=/ doesent even matter, every kid could run with an 3,8-4,5kg rifles (afrika kid soldiers runs actually with aks), but somehow a trained gangster unable to run... rp wise there is absolutly not argumment against togglewalk. its only about cops vs crimes as usual

YES! the time before i went inactive, i could kill atleast one cop with decent aiming combat shotgun, nowdays there is zero chance to kill a cop with one full cshotgun magazin whilest the cop is running, idk if its serverlag or something else but its inpossible. only if the cop stop running & aim you with his tazer you can damage him properly with cshotung (my mainreason why need togglewalk back). also not to forget that somehow tazer range is nowdays almost same as m4 range. @Crash about lagging criminals: bitch pls, there was once a cop with just ~250 ping running thought br coridoor & didnt even got 1% damage from ~6 criminals shooting with combatshotgun, whilest he magically arrests all crimes instantly in 0.1 sec without any lag (teddy can remmber this br i think). an "normal" lagging rambo cop can arrest without problems, but an lagging criminal cant kill cops at all (besides nades) @JohnnyEnglish an ak47 weights 4,3kg & m4 3,8 kg, i think everyone in saes would be able to run with that rifles, even fking kid-soldiers in africa can run with that rifles. and rp = roleplaying like in real life if iam not wrong, so i dont see any problem (rp-wise) why we shouldnt be able to run with rifles. also aside from this topic: ~[PICADOR 4 GLUE!!!!!!!!!!!]~

@ILLUSION said in Arms Assassins: @Bartman said in Arms Assassins: or weeecant ok iam drunk from yesterday but u denied, you have like 36282+473829 gangs before lol it makes 510111 by the way, for those who wonder lol, i did accidently hit the + button :D

or weeecant ok iam drunk from yesterday but u denied, you have like 36282+473829 gangs before lol

yes weeeeekend

now make swat great again & make de great again, so we can have clo vs de wars back! also wb :D

the thing is, decrasing m4 damage + less bullets/magazin = crimes have it harder as before if looking cops vs. crimes. i mean cops are & should be more op than crimes because crimes outnumbers cops. but making this will lead in my eyes crimes to only use combat shotgun & sniper, instead ak or m4. i really dont know how it works with the lag, but from my experience i know that m4 have alot less damage/bullet if targed is just ~50 meters away instead ~20, i preffer even using sniper sometimes just because m4 does almost nothing on long range (i dont want to blame saes, but on other servers i didnt notice this problem). everyone who does shoot at jb with m4 in the long floor, knows how shitty m4 is in longer distance, not even to talk about ak. what i want to say, making m4 worse = crimes harder life, making ak-47 more damage than m4 = cops harder life. i would preffer the original topic suggestion just to get ak-47 same as the current m4 = both guns equal = nothing changes besides crimes using ak-47 instead m4. also rp wise better, no side have any cons. i mean we could try test what bunny suggested for 2 weeks & test the oppesite (also keeping original m4, but increasing ak damage), but at the end it will have cons in one of the sides.

+1! there are simply no cons, same damage/magazin, criminals will use ak instead m4 & it looks cooler rp wise. @Tut-Greco i like your idea aswell, but you know, if ak get more damge, than either cops will cry or use ak instead or simply both ( i suggested your idea like ~5y before btw)

@SAFP-Carl said in who is more OP? Cops or Crims?: @Bartman Well as me my self i don't mark arrest anyone specially that it's kinda impossible to marker-arrest a criminal at JB cuz only cops have markers there that's why we get marker-killed and same as BR ... but idk who mentioned shit about taser but he's right taser goes for long distance and it's not realistic but otherwise they are both balanced how thefuck only cops have markers? does crimes have doors or what? markerarrest/kill is allowed btw & it is possible in both ways, only not allowed at brs. and just because you dont markerarrest, doesent mean others doesent... you are just talking with the logic "iam not hungry, so there exist no worldhunger"

@kipt said in Desert Eagles is looking for a professional video editor / maker - 20 Million Price: @Odorian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWZBCr5uN4Q best promo video for deathmatch-gang-hair shampoo :D

@SAFP-Carl said in who is more OP? Cops or Crims?: @muzzy +9999 They're both equally strong and if we gonna talk real shit, cops can't mark arrest anywhere but crims mark kill everyone in JB In BR y like cops dont markerarrest everywhere (&br aswell) ? + abusing marker at jb to not take any damage cops are deffinitly op, but its because we have as zei said to much crimes. the ~2009/2010 saes was epic times, when cops/crimes balance was good & you needed actual skills & teamwork to arrest, when every cop dreamed to join SWAT because only pros got invited there

@Jay said in WHO IS COOLER?: I see this is a trick question. The answer is clearly Jean-Claude Van Damme as the other two don't exist. FITE ME this is the only right answear!

also joe did blib poll & help at the GLUE4PICADOR! that is usefull af + killing seriouslity from the people what is even more usefull! also in german we say to some people "zieh mal den stock ausm arsch" if someone takes everything to serious (translate: put the wood out of your ass)

yes! and its not unfair for cops that crimes can see em, it works tje both ways.. we had blibs for years & it worked, cops can see when criminals regroups for brs/turfs etc & can stop em, and criminals can prepare "if" there is someone always checking f11, its completly fair & equal. (i feel like i try deffend man from feminists that thinks everything unfair for them). or atleast make it seeing everyones blib in the radar radius, i mean in real life i would hear an heli flying to me instead ninjaheli or ninjacar