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RP : BOPE ON (your next meal)
Date: 06/03/24
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Me and @Elias did a quick tour on our hot dog van and found @Samuel standing at LVX. After some quick baiting we managed to convince him to join us and see our new Burger store in North-East LV. Once we locked the door of the shop Samuel realised this tour was a kidnap. His BOPE ON signals has been deleted once i stole his phone and the radio receiver and we quickly moved to torture him and create a new burger recipe. BOPE burger sounds like a very tasty meal. Brazilian Meat served with fresh sliced tomato, small lettuce leaf, secret BOPE sauce and cheese melted on top of it. Last but not least some french fries on the side complete this delicious meal and is ready to be sold around SA.
"If you think that BOPE is DOPE you should come and try our new BOPE Burger SHOT"

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RP : Gutter Oil
Date: 7/03/24
Time: 01:07-01:23

Details: Inspired by the extremely green practice of reusing chili oil and grease from dumpsters and sewers, as is the epidemic in china, I decided to search for new forbidden flavors in the dumpsters of San Andreas. By only found actual food and used condoms.

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In the neon-lit streets of Las Venturas, Shagwrath, the enigmatic leader of Helvete, embarked on a twisted quest for sustenance. With rumors swirling of a diabolical epidemic in China where restaurants scavenged grease from dumpsters and sewers, Shagwrath saw an opportunity to embrace both frugality and depravity.

With a gleam of mischief in his eyes, Shagwrath prowled the alleyways, his senses attuned to the scent of discarded delights. His first stop? The dumpsters behind a local pizza joint, where the remnants of half-eaten Kopernik pizza beckoned like forbidden fruit.

With a wicked grin, Shagwrath retrieved the pizza slices, their greasy sheen reflecting the neon glow of the city. "Ah, the sweet scent of decay," he mused, imagining the exquisite flavor that would emerge as the pizza decomposed further. Truly, waste not, want not.

But Shagwrath's scavenging didn't end there. Oh no, he was on a mission—a mission to unearth the most twisted treasures the city had to offer. His next discovery? A cache of used hotdog-flavored condoms, discarded like so much refuse in the alley.

"Hmm, an acquired taste," Shagwrath muttered, his mind already spinning with possibilities. Who knew what culinary abominations could be concocted with such unconventional ingredients? Helvete's menu was about to get a whole lot kinkier.

But perhaps the most unexpected find of the night came in the form of a veritable horde of Furbys—those cursed relics of '90s nostalgia—nestled among the trash like forgotten toys in a child's playroom.

Shagwrath couldn't help but chuckle at the sight. "Ah, the perfect addition to our dining experience," he declared, imagining the horrified expressions of Helvete's unsuspecting patrons as they dined alongside these silent sentinels of childhood nightmares.

With his scavenging complete and his twisted imagination running wild, Shagwrath emerged from the alley, his arms laden with the spoils of his nocturnal escapade. Truly, in the world of Helvete, one man's trash was another man's delicacy.

Screenshots: https://imgur.com/a/TF1K8HX

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RP : Midnight Misadventures: Shagwrath and Linkan's Convenience Store Caper
Date: 7/03/24
Time: 01:37-01:44

Details: Under the veil of the moon's eerie glow, Shagwrath and Linkan, the dynamic duo of darkness, embarked on a midnight mission to procure the most sinister ingredients for Helvete's culinary concoctions. Their destination? A decrepit convenience store nestled in the heart of San Andreas.

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As they approached the store, Shagwrath flashed a mischievous grin at the camera, his eyes gleaming with devilish intent. With a defiant flick of their fingers, they both flipped off the lens, a silent proclamation of their rebellion against the mundane.

Entering the store, Shagwrath and Linkan wasted no time in scouring the aisles for the most twisted treasures. With a gleeful cackle, Linkan snatched up a jar of pickled eyeballs, his laughter echoing through the empty store like a dark symphony of madness.

Meanwhile, Shagwrath's gaze fell upon a display of canned souls, their labels promising untold horrors within. With a wicked chuckle, he added them to their ever-growing haul, his mind already racing with possibilities for their use in Helvete's diabolical dishes.

But as they made their way to the soda machine, disaster struck. The cursed contraption refused to dispense their chosen elixirs of darkness, its mechanical whirring mocking their efforts.

Enraged, Shagwrath unleashed a primal roar of fury, his fist crashing into the machine with the force of a battering ram. With a final, defiant punch, the machine relented, spewing forth a cascade of sodas like a vengeful geyser.

With their ingredients secured and their thirst for chaos momentarily sated, Shagwrath and Linkan made their triumphant exit from the convenience store, their arms laden with the spoils of their nocturnal raid.

As they climbed into their infamous hotdog van, Shagwrath cast a wicked grin at his accomplice, his eyes alight with the thrill of their midnight misadventures. With a roar of the engine, they vanished into the night, leaving behind nothing but chaos and the promise of darker deeds yet to come.

Screenshots: https://imgur.com/a/VJRvHXM

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RP : Midnight Mischief: Shagwrath and Linkan's Lunar Expedition
Date: 7/03/24
Time: 01:50-01:54

Details: Shagwrath and Linkan, two mischievous members of Helvete, embark on a late-night journey to Los Santos with a mission to moon Kopernik Pizza. However, Linkan, being from Sweden, is unfamiliar with the concept of mooning, leading to comedic confusion.

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Under the cloak of night, Shagwrath and Linkan revved up their Helvete-branded van, its ominous silhouette cutting through the darkness as they made their way to Los Santos. Their destination? The infamous Kopernik Pizza joint, a rival establishment that had long incurred their wrath.

As they approached the pizza parlor, Shagwrath turned to Linkan with a wicked grin, his eyes glinting with mischief. "Tonight, my friend, we shall give Kopernik Pizza a taste of our displeasure," he declared, his voice dripping with malevolence.

Confusion clouded Linkan's face as he glanced at Shagwrath. "What do you mean, Shagwrath? Are we going to steal their pizza ovens?" he asked, his brow furrowing in puzzlement.

Shagwrath chuckled darkly. "No, my dear Linkan, something far more sinister," he replied, his lips curling into a wicked smirk. "We shall moon them."

Linkan's confusion only deepened. "Moon them? What does that mean?" he asked, his voice tinged with curiosity.

With a dramatic flourish, Shagwrath proceeded to explain the concept of mooning to his perplexed companion, recounting tales of bare buttocks and acts of defiance against the establishment. Linkan listened intently, his eyes widening with each passing word.

As they reached Kopernik Pizza, Shagwrath and Linkan prepared for their lunar assault. With a swift motion, they both dropped their pants, their bare bottoms facing the illuminated windows of the pizza parlor.

"Hail Helvete!" Shagwrath cried triumphantly, his voice echoing through the night as they proudly displayed their derrieres for all to see.

But as they stood there, basking in their moonlit glory, a sudden realization dawned on Linkan's face. "Wait... you mean to tell me... we exposed ourselves for nothing?" he exclaimed, his voice tinged with incredulity.

Shagwrath chuckled, patting Linkan on the back. "Ah, but my dear friend, sometimes the greatest victories are the ones that leave others scratching their heads in confusion," he replied, his eyes twinkling with mischief.

And with that, Shagwrath and Linkan pulled up their pants and climbed back into their van, their mission accomplished, albeit in a way they hadn't quite anticipated. As they drove off into the night, their laughter echoed through the streets of Los Santos, a testament to the absurdity of their midnight escapades.

Screenshots: https://imgur.com/a/9gE05MA

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