ILLUSION

Marsello, if you keep playing for a long time in this server, 4-5 years later if you come across to this topic you made I'm totally sure you will feel shame :D . Because I have been there, speaking out of experience.

@Bartman said in SANDWICHMAKER VS TOASTMAKER: @Spicey said in SANDWICHMAKER VS TOASTMAKER: @Bartman what wrong with your life man xD? LOOK WHAT ILLU WROTE, THAN YOU KNOW WHATS WRONG IN MY LIFE, HE DONT BELIEVE IN SANDWICHMAKERS :dog: @ILLUSION LOOK THE VIDEO IS PROOV! THATS A PROPAGANDA VIDEO BUT STILL WHAT SHE MADE IS A TOAST A TOAST T O A S T

Look, the difference between toast and sandwich is about their heat. In order to make a toast, you need a toast machine to heat the bread and make the cheese or butter (whatever you put in) melt. To make sandwich you don't need a machine, because you put whatever you want to put in between 2 breads, and eat it like that. Thats why there are "packaged sandwiches out there in buffets, cafes and canteens etc. So, in order to enjoy a toast, you MUST eat it hot therefore you are in need of a machine. And this machine is called TOAST machine. But in sandwich there is no need to eat it hot thus you must eat it COLD. Therefore you don't need a machine for that. As a result, machine's name being "sandwich maker" makes no sense. It is a toast maker, it will always be a toast maker! LIVE LONG BROTHERHOOD OF TOASTS!

when your fren wins 10m in an event

You know you've been a bad music player when...

glad to hear we are getting rid of those Syrians in Turkey, gl 'murica!

I'd like to point out that AA members have won every election we partipicated in.

@chicken said in Arms Assassins: Application Format Nickname: Chicken|<3 Age: 14 Country: Vietnam Languages spoken: Vietnamese From 0 to 10, how would you rate your english proficiency? (?/10): 5/10 How long have you been playing on SAES: 1 year 8 months In a quick and short summary, tell us who are Arms Assassins and their roleplay: AA is which organization selling guns, best quality in SAES:RPG and our of your roleplay is just selling guns. Previous clans on the server (include the reasons for leaving): IS : Reason is RIP Previous bans on the server and reasons for them: Name 3 BR rules: 1 . Never do BR alone 2. Cant spawn as Medic and heal people. 3. Don't Marker Kill Name 3 GR rules: CLO vs DE can not help you is GR. Dont spawn kill other gangs You are forbidden to use nades Name 3 Turf rules: Dont spawn medic or cop to assistance your gang you might can get kick from it. You cant go to unclimbable roofs. It not fairplay Only allowed to spawn gang/hopital for it, What is Roleplay?: Roleplay is kind a you are going to be actor of movie and gonna action it like in real life. What is Deathmatching?: Death match is kill/attack/dame people without reason even with vehicle. Someone DMs you. What do you do?: If him not mean to i will passed but him mean to it i will take SS and report him. You're passing by one or several cops, who do not attempt to arrest you. What shall you do?: I just keep going dont care about them. Do you know anyone from the gang, or have made connections with anyone inside the gang, before you applied?: Gal, Zombie,Rubik,Hoodie, Yoko, Willy Application text (tell us something about yourself or anything you want to try to convince us): My name is Huy, I am a funny person, I try to make people around have a relaxing and fun time a day of work or study. I just want them to come back to the sever and have a great time with saesrpg. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msSc7Mv0QHY

In-game name: [aa]illusion Username: bulgur Age: 20 Nationality: Turkish Previous bans/punishments: I was banned 6-7 years ago for bug abusing. Since then I am being more cautious to not get caught. Why you think you would be suitable for the role: I have a quite decent English, I like to play in SAES therefore I am active. During my presence in game, when I am not being abused by one admin, I mainly chat with people instead of focusing on SRs or etc. Therefore being in SAHA will make me chat more and get me closer to other players. Lastly, I can appear in many places at the same time because I am an Illusion!

price lowered to 45m

@Ardron said in Official Quote Wall: i was joking ok

haaapppyy burfday

~[TO RESTORE SAN ANDREAS TO THE BRITISH CROWN]

I don't want a random n**g*r whose car I got in in some way to kidnapp me :d

**A great business and a great base. Starting bid : 55 Millions** This part can also be used as base

@Bartman said in Arms Assassins: or weeecant ok iam drunk from yesterday but u denied, you have like 36282+473829 gangs before lol it makes 510111 by the way, for those who wonder

your rights of posting on forums should be taken away filex

@Kain said in Remove the "max price" thing of icons: @DROT said in Remove the "max price" thing of icons: Income is based on max price. What he said ^ And that's how the script works. Housing is kanker and probably won't get changed for something as pointless as this Then at least we should put something to indicate that the owner of the icon is willing to sell it. And that indication could include the desired price, but the action of selling the icon would occur face to face in current way. Like, making the icon orange to indicate that?

@Skerdi said in Remove the "max price" thing of icons: @JohnnyEnglish I know but no one will buy houses that are put in overprice Well, then the seller will have to lower the price if he wants to sell it. No one will buy anything for an extraordinary price, so no one will sell for extraordinary prices. @DROT Price must be based on income. Not income based on price. @jaimy done.

I remember in the 2012-13-14, it was so common to see a house for sale, but nowadays seeing a green icon makes me feel excited. By this suggestion I bet there will be many green icons as there are blue ones.

player in mainchat: I am selling a base Polat: