IG8820

-=(maroon)[BOUNTY CLAIMED]=- The bounty for Scorpyo has been claimed by @Curvy (Contact @IG8820 ingame to be awarded your money)

^[] @Niceez

-=(maroon)[BOUNTY CLAIMED]=- The bounty for Jasser has been claimed by @Curvy (Contact @IG8820 ingame to be awarded your money)

-=(maroon)[BOUNTY CLAIMED]=- The bounty for Odorian has been claimed by @Curvy The bounty for Mrwan has been claimed by @kajobecha2 (Contact @IG8820 ingame to be awarded your money)

Dear @Curvy , Due to having a previous affiliation with Tuga Thugs, your request has been disqualified. If you wish to discuss the matter further, please contact me ingame. Yours sincerely, Michael Payne FBI Director, Office of the Executive

U.S. Department of Justice Federal Bureau of Investigation Office of the Executive San Andreas, 700-XXX 15/12/2018 -=(maroon)[FBI'S MOST WANTED]=- The FBI's Most Wanted Fugitives list contains individuals who pose a large risk to the wider public. The following bounties are offered for the apprehension of the listed fugitives. The bounty is only awarded to the first individual to have arrested those listed below. Squads and PC members only. In order to be given the reward, you need to arrest the fugitive 3 times in game and provide us with valid proofs in this topic (use link to Screenshots rather than directly posting the screenshots). FBI agents will be awarded a 150% pay-out for completing any bounties set by the Bureau. The FBI's Most Wanted Fugitives: Odorian Reward: $5,000,000. Jasser Reward: $4,000,000. System31 Reward: $4,000,000. Mrwan Reward: $3,000,000. Scorpyo Reward: $2,000,000. ~[ARRESTING CRIMINALS UNDER 5 STARS WILL BE DISCREDITED]~(red) Any known associations with the fugitives on this list will result in you being disqualified from being able to collect their bounty. The FBI's Most Wanted Fugitives list will expire in two 2 weeks time.

Your ingame username: IG8820 Your ingame alias: IG8820 Your real name: Just call me Payne Your year of birth: Somewhere in the 90s Your gender: It's 2018 Nationality: British Country of residence: London Language skills: I can speak in full sentences and rarely stutter. English Proficiency: Very proficient. How long you have been playing: Since 2010. Your strengths: I'm British and over the age of 12. Your weaknesses: I have not mastered the skill of masturbating with sandpaper. Yet. Preferred Position (SAHA/CS/SAES): SAES Teamspeak Installed: Yes. Discord Installed: Yes. Do you frequently get involved on Discord: Considering I check my phone all the time for a text back from the love of my life, only to be disappointed by someone PMing me about the FBI - yes. Reason for application: @Teddy highlighted me in the SWAT discord channel and posted the recruitment link. Unique qualities you can offer: I'm very satirical so I might be able to amuse SAES HQ for a while. Server Memberships: Resident dictator leader of the FBI. I might also be DEHQ and I might also be SAI HQ. I'm also (to the best of my knowledge) a member of the government, Secret Service and Homeland Security. Additional information: I'm somewhat inactive at the moment due to the recent death of a loved one and a 'slight' fit of depression. Previous (legitimate) punishments on the server: Got adminjailed by @Hesha for having ligma. I've also executed multiple police officers as a Secret Service Agent but we don't really talk about that... Previous (legitimate) bans: No. Are you a Muslim?: I can be radical at times but unfortunately, not that radical...

U.S. Department of Justice Federal Bureau of Investigation Office of the Executive San Andreas, 700-xxx 20/11/2018 -=(maroon)[FBI'S MOST WANTED]=- As of 19/11/2018, all remaining bounties will have expired and can no longer be claimed (A new and updated list may be expected in the subsequent weeks to follow)

Hello guys, I guess I don't really know how start this. I'm sat right now at my desk; just 'reflecting' I guess. I hope I'm someone who's made a difference on SAES (whether for better or worse). But anyway, as the clich goes, I guess this is either where my story ends or takes a break from being written. For those who may perhaps know me a little more personally, you'd understand that this year has been incredibly rough with the likes of my crumbling love life and family life. I've gone from fits of depressions to just a general numbness to the world around me. And to be honest, SAES has really helped in some of those times with such a bright community. I know I can be a cunt a lot of the time, but I genuinely appreciate everyone I've met during my journey. As of recently, I've began falling back into my kind of depressive state and as a result I'm generally balancing my life on a thin line. I hope those who are around me, will understand that it is best I take a break from any sort of long-term gaming/ commitments to SAES. This is not just due to the fact that I'm quite apathetic and unmotivated, it's also to ensure that I don't clog up certain groups and the FBI with my poor activity and inability to work. I know that perhaps a HQ from one of the groups I'm in is sharpening their sword and got their finger ready on the kick button; but I'd like to think that my situation will be understood. This isn't necessarily goodbye forever. I may be back in a few weeks or a few months seeing how my life unfolds. As of now, I will remain as the FBI Director for a purely administrative role until our new HQ is comfortable and when I see someone who will continue the FBI in my stead. As for my other groups/ HQ roles within those groups, I'd like to talk to you guys on a individual basis to see what you'd like to do. I understand, especially for DE, it can be quite infuriating to have appointed someone to such a prestigious role only for them to ask to take a step back. If you've gotten this far, well done. With sincere thanks, Payne (IG8820)

Fixed the mistake, please don't hurt me.

According to our informants @Scooty, Nicus is someone of interest and who should be neutralised.

U.S. Department of Justice Federal Bureau of Investigation Office of the Executive San Andreas, 700-XXX 05/11/2018 -=(maroon)[FBI'S MOST WANTED]=- The FBI's Most Wanted Fugitives list contains individuals who pose a large risk to the wider public. The following bounties are offered for the apprehension of the listed fugitives. The bounty is only awarded to the first individual to have arrested those listed below. Squads and PC members only. In order to be given the reward, you need to arrest the fugitive 3 times in game and provide us with valid proofs in this topic (use link to Screenshots rather than directly posting the screenshots). FBI agents will be awarded a 150% pay-out for completing any bounties set by the Bureau. The FBI's Most Wanted Fugitives: Kybalion Reward: $10,000,000. Licano Reward: $5,000,000. PerroLoco Reward: $4,000,000. Groove Reward: $3,000,000. Nicus Reward: $2,000,000. ~[ARRESTING CRIMINALS UNDER 5 STARS WILL BE DISCREDITED]~(red) Any known associations with the fugitives on this list will result in you being disqualified from being able to collect their bounty. The FBI Most Wanted Fugitives list will expire in two 2 weeks time.

As the director of the FBI, I'll see about gathering a small team of agents to assist with the ride and the SEALS at their task. It seems like a genuinely heartfelt gesture by you guys and you'll be welcome to use the Bureau's assets for it. Kindest regards,

U.S. Department of Justice Federal Bureau of Investigation Office of the Executive San Andreas, 700-xxx 01/11/2018 -=(maroon)[FBI'S MOST WANTED]=- As of 02/11/2018, all remaining bounties will have expired and can no longer be claimed (A new and updated list may be expected in the subsequent weeks to follow)

Boo!

-=(maroon)[BOUNTY CLAIMED]=- The bounty for Licano has been claimed by @kajobecha2 The bounty for Filex has been claimed by @kajobecha2 (Contact @IG8820 ingame to be awarded your money) Please note the following, if reports do continue that you failed to follow SAFP/ TSG by standards by targeting low star criminals and etc, you will be disqualified.

-=(maroon)[BOUNTY CLAIMED]=- The bounty for Sparrow has been claimed by @kajobecha2 (Contact @IG8820 ingame to be awarded your money)

You know, I'd love to go into technicalities all day. But perhaps you've forgotten that both Patrol and Bunny had been raised in the FBI, and those are the two fine gentlemen leading it today.

Being SWAT might mean you become the next grunt in DE. But it takes a FBI Agent to be DEHQ material.

U.S. Department of Justice Federal Bureau of Investigation Office of the Executive San Andreas, 700-XXX 26/10/2018 Dear BLACK, Upon further review of the evidence, the Office of the Executive (also known as the FBI HQ) have decided that you are mentally handicapped we will take disciplinary action against Payne (also known as IG8820) for his abhorrent actions. Following an internal tribunal, when Agent.Payne was questioned for numerous hours regarding the incident he had stated the following: [3 hours into the interrogation] Interrogator 1: So why did you say... And I quote: "Fucking ICE"? Silence Interrogator 2: ANSWER HIM PUNK. Agent.Payne: Well, erm. Uh, uh. Erm. Interrogator 3: Listen, we just want answers. Agent.Payne: We were stopping a jailbreak, I had low hp. The ICE guy tries to steal my arrest, and almost killed me in the process. Interrogator 1: IS THIS A GAME TO YOU? LOW HP? DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY? Agent.Payne: Listen, I just respawned. And I said it in mainchat. Interrogator 3: I think he's insane, he thinks he's in a game or something. After the review of the evidence. The Office of the Executive, have decided to warn Agent.Payne and call his mother for his rude language. Payne is a very naughty boy. Yours sincerely, Michael Payne FBI Director, Office of the Executive

So remember guys, recovering drug addicts who eat breakfast are more likely to remain sober. Make sure you don't miss out the most important meal of the day. https://youtu.be/9wiCd9Fn-7w

U.S. Department of Justice Federal Bureau of Investigation Office of the Executive San Andreas, 700-XXX 18/10/2018 -=(maroon)[FBI'S MOST WANTED]=- The FBI's Most Wanted Fugitives list contains individuals who pose a large risk to the wider public. The following bounties are offered for the apprehension of the listed fugitives. The bounty is only awarded to the first individual to have arrested those listed below. Squads and PC members only. In order to be given the reward, you need to arrest the fugitive 3 times in game and provide us with valid proofs in this topic (use link to Screenshots rather than directly posting the screenshots). FBI agents will be awarded a 150% pay-out for completing any bounties set by the Bureau. The FBI's Most Wanted Fugitives: Human Reward: $10,000,000. Nemesis Reward: $5,000,000. Filex Reward: $3,000,000. Nicus Reward: $2,000,000. Licano Reward: $1,750,000. Sparrow Reward: $1,500,000. Any known associations with the fugitives on this list will result in you being disqualified from being able to collect their bounty. The FBI Most Wanted Fugitives list will expire in two 2 weeks time.

U.S. Department of Justice Federal Bureau of Investigation Office of the Executive San Andreas, 700-xxx 18/10/2018 -=(maroon)[FBI'S MOST WANTED]=- As of 19/10/2018, all remaining bounties have expired and can no longer be claimed (A new and updated list may be expected in the subsequent weeks to follow)

-Part 1-Personal information: -Nickname: IG8820 -AccountName: IG8820 -Real Name: Terrance Dicks -Age: 25 -Nationality: British -Primary Language: English -Your english skills: 9/10 -Part 2-Your playtime in MTA|SAES: -How long have you been playing MTA: Since the dawn of time, or 2010. Whichever happened first. -How long have you been playing on SAES: Same time I started MTA. -How many hours do you play in day: Not enough. -Previous gang/squads?: SAPA -currently gang/squads?: FBI -previous gang/squad/groups: SAPA -Part 3-Questions: -Describe Roleplay: Pretending you are doing something in real life in a game. Like pretend I wanted to get a piece of chicken. I will go roleplay my ass into Cluckin Bell and be incredibly rude to the catering staff like someone in real life. Because you know, fast food workers aren't real people. Right? -What does mean DM: Right, let me lay the scene out. You see a trainee in the distance and he's driving happily along in his golf caddy. Being the evil bastard you are, you decide to run up and shoot him in the face for no reason killing him. But, it turns out after you DM the trainee it's an undercover admin like @Hesha with a dumb name. As a result, you get sent to admin jail for the eternity of time. And that is DM. Killing the wrong person at the wrong time, or you know just killing someone for no reason. -Strengths: I have the power of God and anime on my side. -Weaknesses: I can be a very poor driver sometimes. Like let me tell you, one time I was driving the FBI enforcer to a bank robbery and it was near SF airport. I was driving too fast, I flipped the car and all the FBI online ended up in the water. As a result, we all agreed a strange suicide pact and drowned ourselves so we could meet back at base. Also, another time I was chasing someone down the LV strip and I crashed my car. That made me very sad. And on another occasion I was happily driving along and then a random SAFP member violently rammed me from behind on the LS-LV highway.

FBI discord link: https://discord.gg/GJB9MrN (the current one on the topic doesn't seem to work)