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Event Number: 254
Event Type: Land on my DFT
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: Senpai
Winner(s): Mario
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Event Number: 255
Event Type: Hydra Shooter
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: Senpai
Winner(s): Garb
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RP #13 (monthly): Truck Theft by OnlyM3

Date: 12/06/2024
 

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Backstory: Today is a sunshine day , like any other's day  in the morning , i go up on our crane and watching our lovely uncle Ben how he training in taichi , because how he said " You dont know when zombie will come and you have to be prepared for them " soo since i watching him , and seeing the view of our beautiful city , again i got an phone call from a corrupt cop , who want to tell me , a huge transport money will start from Las Venturas to San Fierro , and in that truck its a large amount money , more precisely 80.000.000 $ , he give me all info what i need it too , with the route and time when he will leave the depo , and i waited him in a dead spot where he dont have signal on nothing to call for backup, i stoped him , and forced him to open all doors , after i  stole the truck and drop it all money in our base , after i finished with all money , i put it the truck in a secret place where no one will find ever . Easy money for our gang ~"Why so serious" Participants KJ|OnlyM3.exe. and KJ|Matrix420

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Activity: BR
Date: 14/06/2024
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Date: 14/06/2024
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Activity: Asist BR
Date: 14/06/2024
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Activity: Turf
Date: 15/06/2024
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Date: 15/06/2024
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Date: 15/06/2024
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Date: 15/06/2024
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Date: 15/06/2024
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Date: 15/06/2024
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Date: 15/06/2024
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RP #14 (monthly): Drug sale

Date: 16/06/2024

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On a quiet evening chilling on our base garden, I've received a phone call from an old friend who required some of our products to cope with the fact Brazil is winning this upcoming Copa America. So, a meeting spot was agreed upon.

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I have went to the meeting location, greeted the customer and searched my trunk for the products.

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The product and the money were inspected.

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The deal was concluded, goods have been exchanged and both parties moved on with their day.

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RP #15 (monthly): Drug sale

Date: 16/06/2024

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I've received a phone call from a past customer who was requiring a delivery of some of our products.

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Dus, I've went to one of our drug stashes and grabbed some of our products in order to deliver them to the buyer in a dozen of minutes.

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Upon arriving at the meeting location with the buyer, both parties greeted each others and moved on with the deal.

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The products were put on display for the buyer to inspect them. From there, the buyer put the cash on display for me to see.

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The bag was put in my car and both parties left each others on a friendly handshake.

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Activity: SR
Date: 17/06/2024
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Date: 17/06/2024
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Date: 17/06/2024
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Date: 17/06/2024
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Date: 17/06/2024
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Event Number: 257
Event Type: Marathon
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: Dinaz
Winner(s): Crossma
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Event Number: 258
Event Type: Hunter Shooter
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: Dinaz
Winner(s): Ankush
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Event Number: 259
Event Type: Rhino Shooter
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: Dinaz
Winner(s): Kinji
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Event Number: 260
Event Type: Hydra Shooter
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: Dinaz
Winner(s): Cicada
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Event Number: 261
Event Type: Rustler Shooter
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: Dinaz
Winner(s): Cicada
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Event Number: 262
Event Type: Kill Mellow with Dildo
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: brondy
Winner(s): scara
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Event Number: 263
Event Type: Fallout with Forklift
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: brondy
Winner(s):darkghost
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Event Number: 264
Event Type: All vs All Deagle LMS
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: brondy
Winner(s): happy
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Activity: SR
Date: 18/06/2024
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Date: 18/06/2024
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Date: 18/06/2024
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Activity: Turf
Date: 18/06/2024
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Date: 18/06/2024
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Event Number: 265
Event Type: Knock me off from NRG
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: sprriw
Winner(s): Lincoln
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Event Number: 266
Event Type: NADE FTF LMS
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: sprriw
Winner(s): Volibear
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Event Number: 267
Event Type:Land on my DFT
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: sprriw
Winner(s): kwon1rjal
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Event Number: 268
Event Type: Rhino LMS
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: sprriw
Winner(s): Thunderwing
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Event Number: 269
Event Type: Rhino Shooter
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper:sprriw
Winner(s): xxSTREATxx
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Event Number: 270
Event Type: Lucky Tube
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: sprriw
Winner(s): Liberty
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Event Number: 271
Event Type: Destroy my car
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: sprriw
Winner(s): BORA
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Event Number: 272
Event Type: Knock me off from my NRG
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: sprriw
Winner(s): hammer & bagheryas
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Event Number: 273
Event Type: Chicken Kicker
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: sprriw
Winner(s): Thunderwing
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Event Number: 274
Event Type: Destruction Derby
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: sprriw
Winner(s): koko
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Event Number: 275
Event Type: Deagle LMS
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: sprriw
Winner(s): koko
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Event Number: 276
Event Type: Come to me
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: sprriw
Winner(s): Colobria
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Event Number: 277
Event Type: Face to face LMS
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper:sprriw
Winner(s): Tamer
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Event Number: 278
Event Type: kill the LWS
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: sprriw
Winner(s): Evans
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Event Number: 279
Event Type: RC Baron Shooter
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: sprriw
Winner(s):  Bostonking
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Event Number: 280
Event Type: NO RULES LMS
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: sprriw
Winner(s):Rikki 
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Date: 18/06/2024
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Date: 19/06/2024
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Date: 19/06/2024
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Date: 19/06/2024
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Date: 19/06/2024
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Event Number: 281
Event Type: Chicken Kicker
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: sprriw
Winner(s): Thunderwing
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RP #16 (monthly): Robbing Clucking Bell by @brondy

Date: 19/06/2024

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Jake and Tom were very hungry and they didn't have any money. So they needed to find a solution. Im starving, Tom.

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, Jake growled. Tom, looking determined, whispered back, "I know, Jake. We don’t have any money, but we’ll figure it out." Jake, eyes narrowing, said, "I have an idea. Just follow my lead." They approached the counter, where the cashier greeted them with a smile. "Hi there! Welcome to Fast Eats. What can I get for you today?" Jake leaned in aggressively. "Shut up and give us all the money in the register. Now." The cashier's eyes widened in fear. "What? Are you serious?" Tom stepped in, voice harsh. "Do we look like we’re joking? Empty the register, now." The cashier, hands shaking, began to open the register. "Okay, okay, just don’t hurt anyone." Jake barked at Tom, "Grab the food too. We’re not leaving without it." Tom started grabbing burgers and fries from the counter while the cashier handed over the money. "Here, take it. Just go," the cashier stammered. Jake snatched the money. "Shut up and stay quiet if you know what's good for you." "Let's get out of here," Tom said, holding the food. They bolted out of the restaurant with the money and food. Outside, they stopped to catch their breath. Jake, taking a big bite of a burger, sneered, "I can’t believe we just did that." Tom, eating furiously, replied, "Me neither. But at least we have food and cash now. What’s the plan?" "We lay low for a while. Find a place to hide until things cool down," Jake ordered. "Yeah, let’s move before someone calls the cops," Tom agreed, glancing around. They walked away quickly, eyes darting, ready for any trouble that might come their way.


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RP #17 (monthly): Drug sale

Date: 20/06/2024

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On a quiet evening, I've received a call from one of my regular customers. He required some of our products at a quite remote location. So, I've got some of the stuffs and headed there.

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Greetings were made upon arrival and the deal moved on from there.

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I grabbed the product from my car trunk and let the customer inspect it.

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Considering the customer was satisified with the quality of our product, the money was handed out and the exchange was made. Both parties left each others from there with the promise of doing business with each others once again in a very near future.

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RP #18 (monthly): Resupplying our cocain stocks

Date: 20/06/2024

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The business has been booming lately and dus our stocks of cocains have been running low in all our various stashhouses. It was dus time to contact one of our suppliers to arrange another drop.

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The deal would require us to leave the cash in a dead-drop around a popular nightclub in San Fiero so the supplier would collect the money on the futur.

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From there, I had to grab a rental boat and be in position for the drop.

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I collected the products and headed for the shore, quietly returning the rental boat and moved the supplies in my car trunk.

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From there, I went to a safe place and dug out an hole and stashed the products and moved on with my day from there.

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RP #19 (monthly): Helping a fellow homie out

Date: 20/06/2024

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For now a few weeks, one of our crew starting members has been caught by the police for throwing racial slurs on the internet behind his computer screen. It is needless to tell you that the internet police caught up to him. He was then brought to trial and had to spend a couple of weeks behind bars for his internet toxicity. What do you expect to happen when you look forward to @blizzard?

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Today, tucos was schedulded to be released from prison, now as a new man, clear of all sins. I've went to the San Fiero police station and picked him up from there.

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For countless of years, tucos was homophobic, throwing slurs at every person he met in person, or throughout the internet. Until one day, he realized he was a part of that one community and fully integrated it. You might not know it, but @tucos surely does; there is an entire street honoring LGBTQIA+ in Hashburry, San Fiero. On tucos' request, I've moved there to have a meal and a bit of fun at a local gentleman-only nightclub.

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From there, I came up with the idea that it would be a good idea to gift tucos with a brand-new vehicle so he can finish up what some old babushkas call " OUR RP requirements"... no clue what that could be but one thing leading to another, we ended up in a carshop so tucos can have his own ride and no longer relies on his dad @Nobodyknows to get by.

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We had a quick look at a brand-new 800HP super-car that we definetly couldn't afford, but it didn't matter. Tucos was too much into it for it to be worth buying.. he was litterally attempting to stick his noodle into the exhaust..

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There was another car laying next to this one. An american-made supercar that would surely attract his attention, at least that is what I thought. He was absolutely not interested in that car, he even puked at the sight of it. Uncle Sam is definetly not going to like this one.

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It was pretty evident from there that tucos was definetly not into automobiles and I definetly should have seen it coming considering his past life as an expert roadblocker.

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He was never the same person since that day, and has been spending all his time with his brand-new mean of transport since then.

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Date: 20/06/2024
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RP #20 (monthly): Crate and Barrel of Boom

 

Date: 23/06/2024

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Our recent history of robberies and illegal activites shortened our stock of ammunition and weapons and such shortage could jeopradize our future plans to rob the casino on the week-end. Nonetheless, I've informed the clan that I just know the right organization that could help us restock with high-quality and military graded weaponary, I went through my contacts and I placed a large order of assault rifles, grenades,teargas and ballistic armors for our next heists. Not even ,  three days passed, I get a phone call that our order is ready and it's getting delievered in the morning
 

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As i expected, the truck was fully loaded with crates and was safely secured.  I then guided the driver on where to drop off the crates, While i was accounting and registering the weapons.
 

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It took us approximately 3 hours to finish the job, But it was all worth it, I was then informed by the driver that their Arms Manager gave me an M4A4 with full equipements to test out as a gift for our trust and loyalty, and it works and hits  like a bitch!

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To finish off the day, We went to the  pool and We cooked some BBQ after all the heavy   and hard work.We then said our goodbyes in hope of future trade and deals with the Arms Assaasins
 

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Activity: SR
Date: 21/06/2024
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Activity: BR
Date: 21/06/2024
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Activity: Assist BR
Date: 21/06/2024
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Activity: SR
Date: 22/06/2024
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Activity: SR
Date: 23/06/2024
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Event Number: 282
Event Type: Hydra Shooter
Prize(s): 1.000.000
LWS Helper: Senpai
Winner(s): Evans
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