Groove Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 RP n°55 (monthly count 13) : Killing Joke, Clowns into Dominican Alcohol Date: 14/02/2024 Spoiler Killing Jokes headman contacted me to get some of our product, now well known around Los Santos, He decided to pay a visit to our territory where we provided the finest Ron/Whiskey brought from the Island, Dominican Republic where he took a great number of boxes to get them for his Clown comrades, rumors say Clowns seems to be addicted to alcohol and other stuff, especially this kind of clowns, We closed the deal at 2.500 each box, he took 24 boxes, closing it at $60.000 cash. Spoiler this is a repost from R media archive Spoiler https://saesrpg.uk/forums/topic/38673-renegades-criminal-record-portfolio/?do=findComment&comment=411291 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linkan Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Activity: Casino Robbery Date: 12/02/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Casino Robbery Date: 11/02/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: SR Date: 12/02/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #78 Date: 12/02/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #79 Date: 13/02/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #80 Date: 13/02/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #81 Date: 14/02/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #82 Date: 14/02/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groove Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 (edited) RP n°56 (monthly count 14) : Drug transaction 1 - fallen from the sky Date: 14/02/2024 Spoiler During a quiet evening, I was at the local burger king with nobadi having a good ol bigmac till I received a phone call from my drug smuggler of yesterday. Spoiler I was told that in exactly 1 hour the goods would be air-dropped on the designated location. (check previous rp) Dus, I've rushed to a local boat renting shop in order to rent a boat for a couple of hours and moved on the drop off location. Spoiler The cargoplane with the goods did its drop while we were in the area. Spoiler We proceeded on recovering the goods on the water. Spoiler The goods were brought back to the shore and loaded in our van. Spoiler From there, the goods were brought to a local warehouse belonging to the crew in order to be stashed until they are eventually sold, or consumed by @tucos. Edited February 14 by Groove 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groove Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 (edited) RP n°57 (monthly count 15 ) : MiMo connection - meeting javier milei Date: 14/02/2024 Spoiler Previously on this roleplay serie, I had acquired a sniper rifle alongside @Linkan in order to repell the socialist mickey mouses away of the shores of our beautiful country. Today was a very special day as I'd meet the one and only Javier Milei, completly on the hunt for socialists.. or as they say.. AFUERA FDP SOCIALIST LADRON..? My crew interests in that was to benefit of intels this gentleman might have on persons affiliated to what we commoncall the MiMo connection (shortcut for mickey mouse). Spoiler I arrived shortly a bit before the man, and waited a little bit until he arrived. He came out with his infamous chainsaw and waved it at me.. probably as a sign of friendship.. or to insult me? Spoiler As I'm not a socialist and he can sense that, we greeted each others and moved on inside. Spoiler We sat on the pizzashop and had a meal; while discussing a potential partnership. Spoiler In middle of our discussion, we get interrupted by the creature of the devil itself.. a fucking socialist mickey mouse. Spoiler As you might have guessed, we, clowns, hate those fucking stinky mouses; and our compadre Milei dislikes communists.. so.. Spoiler This definetly sealed our alliance against the pests of our society. Spoiler Edited February 14 by Groove 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blizzard Posted February 15 Author Share Posted February 15 (edited) RP n°58 (monthly count 16 ) : The TV Problem Date: 15/02/2024 Spoiler I was chilling on a very cool Thursday, the air was fresh and it smelled like last day's pizza. Spoiler Suddenly, the TV stopped working. Being a mechanic, I decided to approach it to check if it was my eyesight was the problem or not. Spoiler Figured out it wasn't me and in fact the TV didn't work, so I've gotten my engineer hands on it to do the fixing. Spoiler My skills in fact, did not help with anything, so I decided that option B was to be tried. Spoiler Hopefully Mr. Spongebob will enjoy it more than I did. I concluded this wonderful day by taking a nap. Spoiler Edited February 15 by blizzard added dots at the end of each sentence. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tucos Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 Activity: Turf Date: 15/02/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Assist SM BR Date: 15/02/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #83 Date: 15/02/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tucos Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 (edited) RP n°59 (monthly count 17 ) : Robbing Cluckin' Bell Date: 16/02/2024 Spoiler Another day in KJ, and another day looking at our glorious McNugget mascot. KJ was in need of financial aid, and due to @Groove egregious spending habits on Cluckin' Bell and gay strippers, my fellow comrade in clownery @Linkan and I decided to rob the very thing Groove held most dear: fast food. More specifically, Cluckin' Bell. I grabbed what shitty weaponry our under-armed gang had in store, and I went to pick up Linkan, only to realize the fatass had eaten himself into a mini coma the night before on our shed in our garage, and my god, did it ever stink in there! I wept and realized I had to go at this heist alone. Spoiler I hopped on my prestigious getaway go-kart given to me as a gift by mellow and went towards the local Cluckin' Bell. I loaded up my shitty tec9 held together with masking tape and super glue and concealed it within my pants that hadn't been washed in weeks. Before going through this heist, I decided to use some refreshments and re-energize myself. So I ordered the number 9(Groove's favorite), which was exquisitely yummy. Once finished, I pointed the gun at the pimple-faced chicken man, who honestly kind of resembled Groove himself, and told him no funny business. This was a KJ heist baby boy. Without any resistance, he gave me what he had in store in his register, exactly $20.16(It was morning, so the joint had only recently opened up). Spoiler Once I had acquired the cash, I quickly hopped on my go-kart before any of the infamous tunis policia came along. I cranked the nitro on this shit vehicle as I heard the sirens slowly coming from behind, but I remained calm and utilized my previous training in the prestigious racing group, Cuban Cars, and I dipped out of there as fast as I could. Once I had made it to safety at our gang's headquarters, I stashed my earnings and the rusted gun in our storage room. I also decided to check up on Linkan to see whether he was awake so we could possibly rob the Burger Shot next ( @blizzard favorite establishment), and to no surprise, the fatfuck was still asleep. I think he's dead, to be honest. Spoiler Just another day's work in the world of KJ. Edited February 16 by tucos 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeer Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 (edited) RP n°60 (monthly count 18 ) : The money heist. Date: 16/02/2024 Spoiler Since all of us waiting for the payment of our last drug deal and all the police's eyes on us we have to find an idea how to get paid without being caught, So I had to meet with Abdelsamad in whestonte to talk about every detail and where to place the money exactly and in which timing. So I started thinking about a logical plan in order to not get into trouble and not be exposed because the police are very difficult nowadays. Thanks to the other criminal's that made it easy for us and did their job perfectly and placed the money where it should be, Now its my job to go and get it home so I took out an old car and went there directly it was easy for me to get the money out of the food store since nobody was there and the owner of the store is one of our friend's that we protect, I took the money and went to base to hide them, And since we don't leave any evidence behind us I had to destroy the old car. Edited February 16 by cheeer 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tucos Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 Event Number: 177 Event Type: Lucky Tube Prize(s): $1,000,000 LWS Helper: Voli Winner(s): zama9tem Screenshot(s): Spoiler https://imgur.com/a/XeQMxl9 Event Number: 178 Event Type: Chicken Kicker Prize(s): $1,000,000 LWS Helper: Voli Winner(s): zama9tem Screenshot(s): Spoiler Event Number: 179 Event Type: Knock me off NRG Prize(s): $1,000,000 LWS Helper: Voli Winner(s): hammer Screenshot(s): Spoiler Event Number: 180 Event Type: LMS sniper only Prize(s): $1,000,000 LWS Helper: Voli Winner(s): reket Screenshot(s): Spoiler Event Number: 181 Event Type: Destruction Derby Prize(s): $1,000,000 LWS Helper: Voli Winner(s): Ban Screenshot(s): Spoiler Event Number: 182 Event Type: Chicken Shooter Prize(s): $1,000,000 LWS Helper: K2 Winner(s): monaco Screenshot(s): Spoiler Event Number: 183 Event Type: LMS face to face Prize(s): $1,000,000 LWS Helper: K2 Winner(s): zama9tel Screenshot(s): Spoiler Event Number: 184 Event Type: LMS Face to Face Nades only Prize(s): $1,000,000 LWS Helper: Voli Winner(s): SlapBobs Screenshot(s): Spoiler Event Number: 185 Event Type: Find me LWS Prize(s): $1,000,000 LWS Helper: Voli Winner(s): SlapBobs Screenshot(s): Spoiler Event Number: 186 Event Type: Kill the lws Prize(s): $1,000,000 LWS Helper: Voli Winner(s): curvy Screenshot(s): Spoiler Event Number: 187 Event Type: LMS Prize(s): $4,000,000 LWS Helper: K2 Winner(s): Wegz Screenshot(s): Spoiler https://imgur.com/a/CPZSmX1 Activity: Bank Rob #84 Date: 17/02/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tucos Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Activity: Bank Rob #85 Date: 20/02/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #86 Date: 20/02/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K2rhym Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 (edited) RP n°61 (monthly count 19 ) : The Assassination Day Date: 24/02/2024 Spoiler A gang diligently goes about its business in peace. However, today brings good news for them the Minister is conducting an operation around the city. Upon hearing about his visit to the central bank in Las Venturas, the gang engages in discussions with one of the greatest and most professional killers in the city, an assassin skilled in operating from the shadows without leaving a trace but with a distinctive signature. After negotiations, they strike a deal the assassin will eliminate the Cinayter, who has been causing issues for their operations, and in return, they will receive a substantial amount of money. They provide the assassin with the date and time, and he arrives with his sniper to carry out the mission. The minister has finally arrived with his security at the bank. Unaware of what awaits him after completing his tasks inside, as he prepares to leave, in just a few seconds... The assassin takes down the Minister and his security without firing a stray bullet. The mission is completed without a trace but with the assassin's distinctive signature Edited February 24 by tucos 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marley Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 (edited) Activity: CripZ BR Assist Date: 24/02/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Edited February 24 by tucos This is not a bank rob. It's a bank rob assist. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linkan Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 (edited) Activity: Casino Robbery Date: 26/02/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Edited February 27 by Linkan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tucos Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 Activity: SR Date: 01/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: SR Date: 01/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: SR Date: 01/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #87 Date: 01/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #88 Date: 01/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linkan Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 Activity: Bank Rob #89 Date: 03/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Assisting SM BR Date: 03/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Assisting UE BR Date: 03/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linkan Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 Activity: Bank Rob #90 Date: 03/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Assisting SM BR Date: 03/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Store Robbery Date: 03/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linkan Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 Activity: Assisting B~B BR Date: 03/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linkan Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Activity: CR Date: 03/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Jailbreak Date: 03/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Assisting SM BR Date: 04/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Assisting SM BR Date: 04/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Jailbreak Date: 04/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #91 Date: 04/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Event Number: 188 Event Type: Chicken Shooter Prize(s): $4,000,000 LWS Helper: Thunder Winner(s): Edu Screenshot(s): Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linkan Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 (edited) Activity: Bank Rob #92 Date: 05/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #93 Date: 05/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #94 Date: 06/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #95 Date: 06/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #96 Date: 07/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #97 Date: 07/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Store Robbery Date: 05/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Store Robbery Date: 05/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Casino Robbery Date: 05/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Store Robbery Date: 06/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: VIP Date: 06/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Assisting SM BR Date: 06/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Assisting Outfit BR Date: 07/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Assisting Outfit BR Date: 07/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Edited March 7 by Linkan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltingary Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Activity: Bank Rob #98 Date: 08/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #99 Date: 08/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #100 Date: 09/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #101 Date: 09/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: BRs During Power Hour! Date: 08/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Casino Robbery Date: 07/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Assisting SM BR Date: 07/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Assisting SM BR Date: 07/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Assisting UE BR Date: 07/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Casino Robbery Date: 07/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Assisting SM BR Date: 08/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Store Robbery Date: 08/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Assisting oL BR Date: 08/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltingary Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Activity: Bank Rob #102 Date: 10/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Bank Rob #103 Date: 10/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Casino Robbery Date: 11/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: VIP Date: 09/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Store Robbery Date: 09/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Activity: Assisting SM BR Date: 09/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linkan Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Activity: Bank Rob #104 Date: 13/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yazzan Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 (edited) Activity: Casino robbery Date: 18/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Edited March 18 by yazzan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yazzan Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Activity: SR Date: 20/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yazzan Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Activity: SR Date: 20/03/24 Screenshot(s): Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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