Killing Joke Media Archive

[Groove]

 

 

RP n°55 (monthly count 13) :  Killing Joke, Clowns into Dominican Alcohol

Date: 14/02/2024

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Killing Jokes headman contacted me to get some of our product, now well known around Los Santos, He decided to pay a visit to our territory where we provided the finest Ron/Whiskey brought from the Island, Dominican Republic where he took a great number of boxes to get them for his Clown comrades, rumors say Clowns seems to be addicted to alcohol and other stuff, especially this kind of clowns, We closed the deal at 2.500 each box, he took 24 boxes, closing it at $60.000 cash.

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this is a repost from R media archive

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https://saesrpg.uk/forums/topic/38673-renegades-criminal-record-portfolio/?do=findComment&comment=411291

 

[Linkan]

Activity: Casino Robbery
Date: 12/02/24
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Activity: Casino Robbery
Date: 11/02/24
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Activity: SR
Date: 12/02/24
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Activity: Bank Rob #78
Date: 12/02/24 
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Activity: Bank Rob #79
Date: 13/02/24 
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Activity: Bank Rob #80
Date: 13/02/24 
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Activity: Bank Rob #81
Date: 14/02/24 
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Activity: Bank Rob #82
Date: 14/02/24 
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[Groove]

 

 

RP n°56 (monthly count 14) :  Drug transaction 1 - fallen from the sky

Date: 14/02/2024

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During a quiet evening, I was at the local burger king with nobadi having a good ol bigmac till I received a phone call from my drug smuggler of yesterday.

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I was told that in exactly 1 hour the goods would be air-dropped on the designated location. (check previous rp) Dus, I've rushed to a local boat renting shop in order to rent a boat for a couple of hours and moved on the drop off location.

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The cargoplane with the goods did its drop while we were in the area.

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We proceeded on recovering the goods on the water.

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The goods were brought back to the shore and loaded in our van.

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From there, the goods were brought to a local warehouse belonging to the crew in order to be stashed until they are eventually sold, or consumed by @tucos.

 

Edited February 14, 2024 by Groove

[Groove]

 

 

RP n°57 (monthly count 15 ) :  MiMo connection - meeting javier milei

Date: 14/02/2024

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Previously on this roleplay serie, I had acquired a sniper rifle alongside @Linkan in order to repell the socialist mickey mouses away of the shores of our beautiful country. Today was a very special day as I'd meet the one and only Javier Milei, completly on the hunt for socialists.. or as they say.. AFUERA FDP SOCIALIST LADRON..? My crew interests in that was to benefit of intels this gentleman might have on persons affiliated to what we commoncall the MiMo connection (shortcut for mickey mouse).

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I arrived shortly a bit before the man, and waited a little bit until he arrived. He came out with his infamous chainsaw and waved it at me.. probably as a sign of friendship.. or to insult me?

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As I'm not a socialist and he can sense that, we greeted each others and moved on inside.

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We sat on the pizzashop and had a meal; while discussing a potential partnership.

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In middle of our discussion, we get interrupted by the creature of the devil itself.. a fucking socialist mickey mouse.

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As you might have guessed, we, clowns, hate those fucking stinky mouses; and our compadre Milei dislikes communists.. so..

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This definetly sealed our alliance against the pests of our society.

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Edited February 14, 2024 by Groove

[blizzard]

 

 

RP n°58 (monthly count 16 ) :  The TV Problem

Date: 15/02/2024

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I was chilling on a very cool Thursday, the air was fresh and it smelled like last day's pizza.

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Suddenly, the TV stopped working. Being a mechanic, I decided to approach it to check if it was my eyesight was the problem or not.

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Figured out it wasn't me and in fact the TV didn't work, so I've gotten my engineer hands on it to do the fixing.

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My skills in fact, did not help with anything, so I decided that option B was to be tried.

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Hopefully Mr. Spongebob will enjoy it more than I did. I concluded this wonderful day by taking a nap.

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Edited February 15, 2024 by blizzard
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[tucos]

Activity: Turf
Date: 15/02/24
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Activity: Assist SM BR
Date: 15/02/24 
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 Activity: Bank Rob #83
Date: 15/02/24 
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[tucos]

RP n°59 (monthly count 17 ) :  Robbing Cluckin' Bell

Date: 16/02/2024

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Another day in KJ, and another day looking at our glorious McNugget mascot. KJ was in need of financial aid, and due to @Groove egregious spending habits on Cluckin' Bell and gay strippers, my fellow comrade in clownery @Linkan and I decided to rob the very thing Groove held most dear: fast food. More specifically, Cluckin' Bell. I grabbed what shitty weaponry our under-armed gang had in store, and I went to pick up Linkan, only to realize the fatass had eaten himself into a mini coma the night before on our shed in our garage, and my god, did it ever stink in there! I wept and realized I had to go at this heist alone.

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I hopped on my prestigious getaway go-kart given to me as a gift by mellow and went towards the local Cluckin' Bell. I loaded up my shitty tec9 held together with masking tape and super glue and concealed it within my pants that hadn't been washed in weeks. Before going through this heist, I decided to use some refreshments and re-energize myself. So I ordered the number 9(Groove's favorite), which was exquisitely yummy. Once finished, I pointed the gun at the pimple-faced chicken man, who honestly kind of resembled Groove himself, and told him no funny business. This was a KJ heist baby boy. Without any resistance, he gave me what he had in store in his register, exactly $20.16(It was morning, so the joint had only recently opened up).

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Once I had acquired the cash, I quickly hopped on my go-kart before any of the infamous tunis policia came along. I cranked the nitro on this shit vehicle as I heard the sirens slowly coming from behind, but I remained calm and utilized my previous training in the prestigious racing group, Cuban Cars, and I dipped out of there as fast as I could. Once I had made it to safety at our gang's headquarters, I stashed my earnings and the rusted gun in our storage room. I also decided to check up on Linkan to see whether he was awake so we could possibly rob the Burger Shot next ( @blizzard favorite establishment), and to no surprise, the fatfuck was still asleep. I think he's dead, to be honest.

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Just another day's work in the world of KJ.

Edited February 16, 2024 by tucos

[cheeer]

RP n°60 (monthly count 18 ) :  The money heist.

Date: 16/02/2024

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Since all of us waiting for the payment of our last drug deal and all the police's eyes on us we have to find an idea how to get paid without being caught, So I had to meet with Abdelsamad in whestonte to talk about every detail and where to place the money exactly and in which timing.

So I started thinking about a logical plan in order to not get into trouble and not be exposed because the police are very difficult nowadays. Thanks to the other criminal's that made it easy for us and did their job perfectly and placed the money where it should be, Now its my job to go and get it home so I took out an old car and went there directly it was easy for me to get the money out of the food store since nobody was there and the owner of the store is one of our friend's that we protect, I took the money and went to base to hide them, And since we don't leave any evidence behind us I had to destroy the old car.

Edited February 16, 2024 by cheeer

[tucos]

Event Number: 177
Event Type: Lucky Tube
Prize(s): $1,000,000
LWS Helper: Voli
Winner(s): zama9tem
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Event Number: 178
Event Type: Chicken Kicker
Prize(s): $1,000,000
LWS Helper: Voli
Winner(s): zama9tem
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Event Number: 179
Event Type: Knock me off NRG
Prize(s): $1,000,000
LWS Helper: Voli
Winner(s): hammer
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Event Number: 180
Event Type: LMS sniper only
Prize(s): $1,000,000
LWS Helper: Voli
Winner(s): reket
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Event Number: 181
Event Type: Destruction Derby
Prize(s): $1,000,000
LWS Helper: Voli
Winner(s): Ban
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Event Number: 182
Event Type: Chicken Shooter
Prize(s): $1,000,000
LWS Helper: K2
Winner(s): monaco
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Event Number: 183
Event Type: LMS face to face
Prize(s): $1,000,000
LWS Helper: K2
Winner(s): zama9tel
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Event Number: 184
Event Type: LMS Face to Face Nades only
Prize(s): $1,000,000
LWS Helper: Voli
Winner(s): SlapBobs
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Event Number: 185
Event Type: Find me LWS
Prize(s): $1,000,000
LWS Helper: Voli
Winner(s): SlapBobs
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Event Number: 186
Event Type: Kill the lws
Prize(s): $1,000,000
LWS Helper: Voli
Winner(s): curvy
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Event Number: 187
Event Type: LMS
Prize(s): $4,000,000
LWS Helper: K2
Winner(s): Wegz
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https://imgur.com/a/CPZSmX1

 Activity: Bank Rob #84
Date: 17/02/24 
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[tucos]

Activity: Bank Rob #85
Date: 20/02/24 
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Activity: Bank Rob #86
Date: 20/02/24 
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[K2rhym]

RP n°61 (monthly count 19 ) : The Assassination Day

Date: 24/02/2024

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A gang diligently goes about its business in peace. However, today brings good news for them the Minister is conducting an operation around the city. Upon hearing about his visit to the central bank in Las Venturas, the gang engages in discussions with one of the greatest and most professional killers in the city, an assassin skilled in operating from the shadows without leaving a trace but with a distinctive signature. After negotiations, they strike a deal the assassin will eliminate the Cinayter, who has been causing issues for their operations, and in return, they will receive a substantial amount of money.

 

They provide the assassin with the date and time, and he arrives with his sniper to carry out the mission.

The minister has finally arrived with his security at the bank. Unaware of what awaits him after completing his tasks inside, as he prepares to leave, in just a few seconds...

The assassin takes down the Minister and his security without firing a stray bullet. The mission is completed without a trace but with the assassin's distinctive signature

 

Edited February 24, 2024 by tucos

[Marley]

 Activity: CripZ BR Assist
Date: 24/02/24 
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Edited February 24, 2024 by tucos
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[Linkan]

Activity: Casino Robbery
Date: 26/02/24
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Edited February 27, 2024 by Linkan

[tucos]

Activity: SR
Date: 01/03/24
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Activity: SR
Date: 01/03/24
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Activity: SR
Date: 01/03/24
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Activity: Bank Rob #87
Date: 01/03/24 
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Activity: Bank Rob #88
Date: 01/03/24 
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[Linkan]

Activity: Bank Rob #89
Date: 03/03/24 
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Activity: Assisting SM BR
Date: 03/03/24
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Activity: Assisting UE BR
Date: 03/03/24
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[Linkan]

Activity: Bank Rob #90
Date: 03/03/24 
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Activity: Assisting SM BR
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Activity: Store Robbery
Date: 03/03/24
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[Linkan]

Activity: Assisting B~B BR
Date: 03/03/24
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[Linkan]

Activity: CR
Date: 03/03/24
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Activity: Jailbreak
Date: 03/03/24
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Activity: Assisting SM BR
Date: 04/03/24
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Activity: Assisting SM BR
Date: 04/03/24
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Activity: Jailbreak
Date: 04/03/24
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Activity: Bank Rob #91
Date: 04/03/24 
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Event Number: 188
Event Type: Chicken Shooter
Prize(s): $4,000,000
LWS Helper: Thunder
Winner(s): Edu
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[Linkan]

Activity: Bank Rob #92
Date: 05/03/24 
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Activity: Bank Rob #93
Date: 05/03/24 
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Activity: Bank Rob #94
Date: 06/03/24 
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Activity: Bank Rob #95
Date: 06/03/24 
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Activity: Bank Rob #96
Date: 07/03/24 
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Activity: Bank Rob #97
Date: 07/03/24 
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Activity: Store Robbery
Date: 05/03/24
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Activity: Store Robbery
Date: 05/03/24
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Activity: Casino Robbery
Date: 05/03/24
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Activity: Store Robbery
Date: 06/03/24
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Activity: VIP
Date: 06/03/24
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Activity: Assisting SM BR
Date: 06/03/24
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Activity: Assisting Outfit BR
Date: 07/03/24
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Activity: Assisting Outfit BR
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Edited March 7, 2024 by Linkan

[Miltingary]

Activity: Bank Rob #98
Date: 08/03/24 
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Activity: Bank Rob #99
Date: 08/03/24 
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Activity: Bank Rob #100
Date: 09/03/24 
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Activity: Bank Rob #101
Date: 09/03/24 
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Activity: BRs During Power Hour!
Date: 08/03/24 
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Activity: Casino Robbery
Date: 07/03/24
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Activity: Assisting SM BR
Date: 07/03/24
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Activity: Assisting SM BR
Date: 07/03/24
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Activity: Assisting UE BR
Date: 07/03/24
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Activity: Casino Robbery
Date: 07/03/24
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Activity: Assisting SM BR
Date: 08/03/24
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Activity: Store Robbery
Date: 08/03/24
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Activity: Assisting oL BR
Date: 08/03/24
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[Miltingary]

Activity: Bank Rob #102
Date: 10/03/24 
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Activity: Bank Rob #103
Date: 10/03/24 
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Activity: Casino Robbery
Date: 11/03/24
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Activity: VIP
Date: 09/03/24
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Activity: Store Robbery
Date: 09/03/24
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Activity: Assisting SM BR
Date: 09/03/24
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[Linkan]

Activity: Bank Rob #104
Date: 13/03/24
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[yazzan]

 

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                                                                                                  Date: 18/03/24
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[yazzan]

Activity: SR 
Date: 20/03/24
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Activity: SR 
Date: 20/03/24
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