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Activity: Turf
Date: 13/11/23 
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Activity: Turf
Date: 13/11/23 
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Activity: Turf
Date: 13/11/23 
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Activity: Turf
Date: 13/11/23 
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Event Number: 117
Event Type: Hide and Seek
Prize(s): $1.000.000
LWS Helper: Cesar
Winner(s): Rose
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Event Number: 118
Event Type: Hydra Shooter
Prize(s): $1.000.000
LWS Helper: Cesar
Winner(s): snaaps
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Event Number: 119
Event Type: LMS No Rules
Prize(s): $1.000.000
LWS Helper: Cesar
Winner(s): Colo
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Event Number: 120
Event Type: Knock Me Out from NRG (4 Rounds)
Prize(s): $2.000.000
LWS Helper: Blacky
Winner(s): Flappy/Dinaz/SweeT/Reeyzee
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Event Number: 121
Event Type: LMS
Prize(s): $1.000.000
LWS Helper: Cesar
Winner(s): ButcheR
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Event Number: 122
Event Type: Lucky Tube
Prize(s): $1.000.000
LWS Helper: Cesar
Winner(s): Avanger
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Activity: Turf
Date: 18/11/23 
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Activity: Turf
Date: 18/11/23 
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 Activity: Turf
Date: 18/11/23 
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RP n°37 (monthly count 12) :  Getting strapped

Date: 18/11/2023

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On a quiet afternoon, the crew needed weapons in order to sustain their drug operations. So, they contacted one of the persons they dealt with throughout the past and asked for a supply. They have decided to set up a meeting on the coastside of San Fiero, away of potential attention.

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The goods were brought, weapons inspected, money counted; and the exchange was then made.

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Their supplier left and moved on with their day. The crew got to the shore, and moved the hardwares into a van to deliver it to a safe place.

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The goods were stashed.

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RP n°38 (monthly count 13) :  Planting weed

Date: 18/11/2023

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Upon the realization the crew had no more products left; the crew has decided to go plant some weeds.

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Blizzard being romanian, and dus farmer by nature, proved to be quite useful as seen on this picture..

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... in order to speed up the growth of the crops, blizzard had decided to lay on the ground to create a bond with the ground and the sun to make the crops go faster... at least that is what he told us..

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According to blizzard, this technique worked and it was now time to harvest the crops. So blizzard took a combine harvester and began to.. ehm.. drift..? I guess?

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Blizzard clearly went too hard with that, and the vehicle blew up.

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According to blizzard, this all went to planned and the products are fine? Dus, the products were packed and loaded into the car.

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RP n°39 (monthly count 14) :  Training the outfit - introduction

Date: 18/11/2023

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On a quiet lovely afternoon, the crew felt like they had a business opportunity. Nubbob had dreamed of the Outfit getting beat up by random people. So we moved to their hideout.

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Upon arrival, the crew was requesting to talk to a manager of the Outfit organization.

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One of the outfit member decided to kill one of his gang mate for absolutely no reasons...

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... but considering the person he killed is the descendant of a greek demi-god, he revived himself and teleported the deathmatcher in another planet as the bottom bar highlights it..

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Considering no managers of the Outfit were around, everyone somewhat felt asleep..

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Then it happened.. something strucks us

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My romanian compadre & I were somewhat surprised at the outrageous racism in this sign, especially knowing some others people are better at stealing than dominicans..

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Considering there were still no managers on sight, I've decided to make a few phone calls. I had brought my portable telephone on the trunk of our car on our way there.

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Once my phone was set up, it was time to contact my portuguese irmao to hear from his news. He has been very quiet since Porto lost to Estoril, due to seagulls according to him.

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He didn't take very well to the phone call and instantly declined the call apparently..

It was time for another phone call. I dialed up my bechi nikaski in order to get news from him:

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Mid-conversation, I was interrupted by some of our hosts telling us a manager has magically appeared. It was therefore time to inform them of our business proposal..

 

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RP n°40 (monthly count 15) :  Training the outfit - meeting the managers

Date: 18/11/2023

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Previously, the phone conversation I was having with EL-BECHI from saudi arabia was cut short as the managers of the outfit arrived.

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We greeted him and informed him that we had a business opportunity for him.

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At the hearing of that, that manager instantly vanished, stealing our car in the process...

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We weren't sure on the moment who stole our vehicle, but it was later confirmed by his alledged friends that zodiac, the outfit manager, was indeed the person who kidnaped Sam (that's the name blizzard gave to our car)

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They tried to bamboozle us, telling us that the vehicle was stolen by our romanian friend; but we were certain it wasn't him and had undisputable proofs it was zodiac:

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Zodiac suddenly popped out of nowhere, without our car, and confirmed it was him who indeed kidnaped Sam.

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In order to ensure Sam is the only thing he steals, blizzard packed up my cellphone and puts it in his pocket.

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Anyways, it was time to discuss business and we have proposed them a training based on nubbob's dream.

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Sadly, mister manager could not understand what we were talking about so I asked blizzard to take my PC out of his pocket and set it up.

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I sat by my PC and tried to find a picture on google that'd look a lot like nubbob's dream, and why the outfit would need training.

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With no success.. I had no internet signal. Therefor, blizzard set up an internet satellite dish...

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... clearly not properly ...

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but somehow it was working? here is a picture of what was shown to zodiac:

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Blizzard packed up my PC so it doesn't get stolen by zodiac.

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Once that was done, we proposed the el famoso deal we had for them, which was to train them. Blizzard had decided that we would request 3 pizzas and our car back in order to seal the deal.

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.. but we got bamboozled and apparently we are training them for only 3 pizzas

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.. to be continued

 

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RP n°41 (monthly count 16) :  Training the outfit - outfit sealing their part of the deal

Date: 18/11/2023

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Previously, the crew had agreed to train the outfit for 3 pizzas.

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Dus, the crew and the Outfit went on for the nearest pizzashop with helicopters.

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It turns out zodiac couldn't make the difference between a pizzashop and los pollos hermanos so we flew by the local chicken shop..

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Or could he? Was he trying to hint us that there is an ex-general from pinochet lurking at O base, ready to strike if betrayed?

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Naaaaaaa, must be tripping. So, we went to red county and landed in front of a pizza shop.

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The payment was made.

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The Outfit has apparently murdered each others again for the 5th time in this RP trilogy (so far). They really don't like each others.

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For some unknown reasons, both blizzard and zodiac decided to randomly dance; it could be the ladroning background speaking up.

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It was time to get to work, so blizzard brought out of his pocket, who would be outfit personal coach for their training today: @Teddy

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Considering how happy he was to be there, he began to kindly greet everyone.

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And ended up blasting everyone for absolutely no reasons; ruining the training in the process

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RP n°42 (monthly count 17) :  Selling dope to @TeddyItaly

Date: 22/11/2023

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On a quiet evening, I've received a phone call from a bechi @Teddy. He apparently wanted to buy a bit of weed and was coming all the way from Russia to buy my products.

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It was time to head to the meeting place.

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On the distance, you could see a tiny refugee boat with a weird looking guy on it. The boat was getting closer of the shore.

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The products were given to him, and the money was handed out to me.

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The buyer made a mom joke and left the scene, on his way to a bank most likely. What could go wrong?

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Activity: Bankrob #17
Date: 24/11/23 
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Activity: Bankrob #18
Date: 24/11/23 
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Activity: Turf
Date: 24/11/23 
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Activity: Turf
Date: 24/11/23 
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Activity: Turf
Date: 27/11/23 
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Activity: Turf
Date: 28/11/23 
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Date: 28/11/23 
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Activity: Bankrob #21
Date: 28/11/23 
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Activity: Turf
Date: 30/11/23 
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Date: 30/11/23 
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 Activity: O LS BR Assist
Date: 30/11/23 
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Activity: CR
Date: 30/11/23 
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Activity: Bankrob #22
Date: 30/11/23 
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Activity: CR
Date: 02/12/23 
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Activity: Turf
Date: 02/12/23 
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Date: 02/12/23 
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Activity: Turf
Date: 02/12/23 
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Activity: Bankrob #23
Date: 03/12/23 
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