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    Bob van Elevate

    in Character Biographies

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    Name: Bob van Elevate
    Sex: Shemale
    DoB: September 11th, 2001
    Family status: In a relationship with a lovely girl, who does her makeup as if she was in the band 'Kiss'
    Contact information


    Address: Kanker Street 88
    City: City of Elevate
    State: San Andreas
    Occupation and experience: I'm a Kankersurgeon


    Backstory:


    Bob van Elevate is the leader of a religion called 'The Church of Elevate'. In his sparetime he likes to make people dislike him as much as possible, due to his lack of socializing skills and thereof lack of need for friendships. One day, a group of the people that Bob van Elevate had shunned throughout his life, found a picture of him online. He was wearing a t-shirt with the text 'ELEVATE ELEVATE ELEVATE'. The shunned ones were intrigued. So intrigued in fact, that they decided to start a religion that revolves around 'ELEVATE'. To this day however, no one truly knows who started it all, but rumors has it that he's a sexy viking from the far-far North of Denmark - however this hasn't been confirmed.
    Bob van Elevate can be found in the basement of Kanker street 88, ready to fulfill any of your sexual or technical needs.


    CHURCH OF ELEVATE

    in Groups - ARCHIVE

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    The Church of ELEVATE, after having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, came into the mainstream just a few months ago.


    With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of ELEVATE is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.


    Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment or satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, just a pseudoscience manufactured by CLO to push Creationism into SAES. These people are mistaken The Church of ELEVATE is legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.


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    There are just a few rules that we follow, but we believe that the quality is more important than the quantity. We respect E L E V A T E. Here are some of the rules that we follow. More rules could be found in our private sections.




    • Stay elevated at all times




    • Remind fellow elevators to elevate if they arent already elevated




    • Get a tattoo saying "E L E V A T E" on your forehead




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    Just E L E V A T E


    Q&A:
    Q: Who's the God in your religion?
    A: Followers of E L E V A T E dont acknowledge a supreme god or deity


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