Welcome. Sadly, after a while, Brophy will subject you to the most horrific sexual abuse you could imagine. Within a year, your rectum will have ceased to function normally. Previous players invited to join the team by Brophy have had to emigrate to North Korea, such was their desperation to avoid his late night cuddles. With this in mind I welcome you to the team and hope you have a fabolous time, right up until your first Lubelacking encounter with the Black Countrys most feared ring piece intruder.