Linkan

RP : Linkan's Misadventures in the Service of Helvete Date: 05/03/24 Story: In the twisted realm of culinary chaos known as Helvete, Linkan was often the unsuspecting protagonist of bizarre and darkly humorous escapades. As a loyal servant to Shagwrath and the Helvete empire, Linkan's days were filled with peculiar tasks that ranged from mundane to downright macabre. One fateful day, Shagwrath summoned Linkan to partake in a rather unconventional errand: inspecting the restrooms of Helvete's various fast-food establishments. Armed with a flashlight and a strong stomach, Linkan ventured into the depths of the lavatory labyrinth, encountering sights that would make even the most hardened custodian cringe. As he navigated through the foul-smelling corridors of filth and despair, Linkan stumbled upon a peculiar discovery—an unusual substance smeared across the walls, resembling a crude attempt at modern art. With a mixture of disgust and morbid fascination, Linkan snapped a photo for posterity, mentally preparing himself to scrub away the remnants of this unholy masterpiece. But Linkan's adventures were far from over. In a stroke of unfortunate luck, he found himself at the center of a riotous protest staged by disgruntled customers who had fallen victim to Helvete's diabolically delectable menu. Armed with pitchforks and torches, the mob demanded retribution for their gastronomic grievances, chanting slogans that echoed through the streets of San Andreas. With quick thinking and a touch of dark charm, Linkan managed to pacify the enraged crowd, offering them complimentary "Satanic Sundaes" and "Infernal Ice Cream Cones" as a token of goodwill. Miraculously, the rioters were appeased, dispersing into the night with full bellies and newfound loyalty to the Helvete brand. But the trials and tribulations of Linkan's service to Helvete were far from over. In a daring feat of culinary espionage, he infiltrated a rival fast-food establishment under the cover of darkness, armed with nothing but a sack of expired condiments and a mischievous grin. His mission? To sabotage the competition and ensure Helvete's dominance in the cutthroat world of cannibalistic cuisine. With a devilish twinkle in his eye, Linkan set to work, surreptitiously swapping out salt shakers for sugar and hot sauce for maple syrup, wreaking havoc on the unsuspecting patrons and leaving chaos in his wake. By the time he was done, the rival restaurant lay in ruins, its reputation tarnished beyond repair and its customers fleeing in terror. As the dust settled and the moon cast its eerie glow over the scorched earth of San Andreas, Linkan returned to the hallowed halls of Helvete, his mission accomplished and his legend forever enshrined in the annals of culinary infamy. And though his adventures were strange and perilous, he wore his mantle as Helvete's loyal servant with pride, ready to face whatever dark and twisted tasks awaited him in the service of the infernal fast-food empire. Screenshot(s): https://imgur.com/a/PVhRbZu

RP : Late Night Morgue Run Date: 05/03/24 Details: Linkan's Desert Expedition: Unearthing Government Secrets for Helvete Story: In the desolate expanse of the San Andreas desert, where secrets are buried beneath the shifting sands and whispered rumors linger on the wind, Linkan embarked on a daring expedition in service to the dark desires of Helvete. Armed with nothing but a shovel and a hunger for forbidden knowledge, he set his sights on uncovering the truth hidden beneath the veil of government secrecy. His journey began on the outskirts of Desert Eagles' remote base, where rumors of clandestine activities and shadowy experiments had long fueled the imagination of conspiracy theorists and truth-seekers alike. With nerves of steel and a resolve as unyielding as the desert sun, Linkan ventured into the heart of the forbidden territory, his senses sharp and his instincts honed by years of service to the infernal fast-food empire. As he navigated the treacherous terrain, avoiding surveillance cameras and eluding the watchful eyes of patrolling guards, Linkan's determination never wavered. He pressed onward, driven by a singular purpose: to unearth the government's darkest secrets and claim them for Helvete's sinister agenda. After hours of painstaking exploration, Linkan stumbled upon a hidden entrance concealed beneath a mound of sand—a gateway to the clandestine underworld lurking beneath the surface. With a mix of anticipation and trepidation, he descended into the depths, his heart pounding in his chest as he braved the unknown. What he discovered in the bowels of the earth surpassed even his wildest expectations. Rows upon rows of unmarked graves stretched out before him, their macabre contents a chilling testament to the government's darkest deeds. Bodies, discarded like refuse, lay in silent repose, their secrets entombed within the cold embrace of the desert soil. Undeterred by the grim spectacle before him, Linkan set to work with grim determination, his shovel biting into the earth with each resolute stroke. With each body he unearthed, he felt a surge of triumph coursing through his veins, knowing that he was one step closer to fulfilling Helvete's insatiable hunger for forbidden delicacies. As the sun dipped below the horizon and darkness descended upon the desert, Linkan emerged from the depths of the earth, his van laden with a cargo of secrets too dark to imagine. With a sense of grim satisfaction, he set course for Helvete's hallowed halls, his mission complete and his legend forever enshrined in the annals of culinary infamy. For Linkan, the desert held no secrets that could withstand the relentless hunger of Helvete's insatiable appetite. Screenshot(s): https://imgur.com/a/o6SieIY

Event Number: 24 Event Type: First one to find Linkan and buy Pizza Date: 04/03/24 Prize(s): $1,000,000 Winner(s): Ban again..... Screenshot(s):

Activity No. : #64 Activity: Fast Food Selling Date: 04/03/24 Time: 15 Mins ish Screenshot(s): https://imgur.com/a/QC5PcXv

Event Number: 23 Event Type: First one to find Linkan and buy Pizza Date: 04/03/24 Prize(s): $1,000,000 Winner(s): Ban Screenshot(s):

Activity No. : #64 Activity: Fast Food Selling Date: 04/03/24 Time: 25 Mins ish Screenshot(s): https://imgur.com/a/vmgqwM2

Activity: CR Date: 03/03/24 Screenshot(s): Activity: Jailbreak Date: 03/03/24 Screenshot(s): Activity: Assisting SM BR Date: 04/03/24 Screenshot(s): Activity: Assisting SM BR Date: 04/03/24 Screenshot(s): Activity: Jailbreak Date: 04/03/24 Screenshot(s): Activity: Bank Rob #91 Date: 04/03/24 Screenshot(s): Event Number: 188 Event Type: Chicken Shooter Prize(s): $4,000,000 LWS Helper: Thunder Winner(s): Edu Screenshot(s):

Sorted.

on public sale. Requests must be sorted within 48 hours of them being made Any SAES member or SAHA member can sort these requests for you. If you fail to get the request sorted within 48 hours of you posting it, it will be removed and the property will be put up for general sale.

On public sale Requests must be sorted within 48 hours of them being made Any SAES member or SAHA member can sort these requests for you. If you fail to get the request sorted within 48 hours of you posting it, it will be removed and the property will be put up for general sale.

Sorted

This icon is dissallowed and now removed. Archived

Image broken and you didnt find a SAHA in time. Archived

Activity: Assisting B~B BR Date: 03/03/24 Screenshot(s):

Activity: Bank Rob #90 Date: 03/03/24 Screenshot(s): Activity: Assisting SM BR Date: 03/03/24 Screenshot(s): Activity: Store Robbery Date: 03/03/24 Screenshot(s):

Sorted

Activity: Bank Rob #89 Date: 03/03/24 Screenshot(s): Activity: Assisting SM BR Date: 03/03/24 Screenshot(s): Activity: Assisting UE BR Date: 03/03/24 Screenshot(s):

Activity No. : #57 Activity: Fast Food Selling Date: 02/03/24 Time: 10.26-11:33 Screenshot(s): https://imgur.com/a/y1aI7yN

Participants: @Linkan @jonas13362 District: All Shift period: 15 mins ish Number of victims saved/healed: 1 Screenshots: https://imgur.com/a/eTiHOrt

Sorted

Nud"dl"es!

Activity No. : #53 Activity: Fast Food Selling Date: 27/02/24 Time: 15 Mins ish Screenshot(s): https://imgur.com/a/pQKVhuC

Activity: Casino Robbery Date: 26/02/24 Screenshot(s):

Sorted. Player didnt have enough money so its on public sale.

Player is a Clan member. Request denied.