Shagwrath Posted September 27 Author Share Posted September 27 Activity #26 09/09/2024 Participants: @M8N Duration: 30 Mins Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagwrath Posted September 27 Author Share Posted September 27 (edited) Activity #27 22/09/2024 Participants: @SharkY Duration: 30 Mins Spoiler Edited September 27 by Shagwrath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagwrath Posted September 27 Author Share Posted September 27 (edited) Activity #28 23/09/2024 Participants: @Garcia Duration: 20 Mins Spoiler Edited September 27 by Shagwrath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagwrath Posted September 27 Author Share Posted September 27 Activity #29 26/09/2024 Participants: @kingbob Duration: 39 Mins Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagwrath Posted September 27 Author Share Posted September 27 Roleplay #1 27/09/2024 5 mins Participants: @Shagwrath @Yuu I saw nick falling asleep in the car and I had already about had it with his shit so I shouted something offensive to Argentinians and woke his sleepy ass right up! We had big things to do, big important things, it was time to discuss the additions to the base. After much one sided conversations I, I mean we BOTH, decided we needed a fancy new conference room and a spacious parking garage. Odin's will be done, we picked a location and will begin the design and development phase. Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagwrath Posted September 27 Author Share Posted September 27 Roleplay #2 27/09/2024 5 mins Participants: @Shagwrath @Yuu Something stank, really stank. Like a homeless man wrapped in week old Indian food and cat litter. Like Tucan Sam, we both followed our noses to the source of the stink. Low and behold, the offended was in our restaurant. Like a 1000 unwashed and sweaty comic book store nerds he radiated stink like Pigpen from Charlie Brown. I acted quickly activating an entire of can of air freshener into his Anas anus. We then proceeded to scrub the booty stank from the place. Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagwrath Posted September 27 Author Share Posted September 27 Roleplay #3 27/09/2024 5 mins Participants: @Shagwrath Something came up, an emergency of sorts. One of our more, 'discreet' guests put in a special order, to be delivered to his suite at the V-Rock hotel. I'm not one to ask questions, infact, that's what he pays me for. I made it there in record time, brining his particularly unmentionable unmentionables straight to his hands. Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagwrath Posted September 27 Author Share Posted September 27 (edited) Roleplay #4 27/09/2024 5 mins Participants: @Shagwrath @Yuu Time to carve up some new specials for the following day. Got some fresh stock to break down into portions to be prepped. Maybe Popo Poboys? Carefully stashing the pieces, I clean up the mess, dispose of the evidence and have a quick smoke before returning to our most serious work. I think next I will fart in the HVAC system, for science. Spoiler Edited September 27 by Shagwrath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagwrath Posted September 27 Author Share Posted September 27 Roleplay #5 27/09/2024 5 mins Participants: @Shagwrath @Yuu Well, this is embarrassing. I seem to have gotten my ass stuck in the HVAC system once again, sheesh, where's a stepbrother when you need them? Nick was very brave through the whole ordeal, he promised me we that once I got free he would reenact the scene from Titanic with Jack and Rose at the front of the ship. And he did. I promised to never let go, then I accidentally did, but its okay, I only dropped the Fart of the Ocean, damn turds are slippery. Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagwrath Posted September 28 Author Share Posted September 28 START OF OCTOBER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linkan Posted September 28 Share Posted September 28 Activity #1 28/09/2024 Participants: @Linkan Duration: 15 Mins Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagwrath Posted September 28 Author Share Posted September 28 (edited) Roleplay #1 28/09/2024 5 mins Participants: @Shagwrath Something strange is going on here at Helvete base, is it dark forces conspiring to instill fear into the initiates hearts? Perhaps it's some competitors sending us a not-so-subtle message, like a severed horse head in our beds? Or maybe I've smoked a little too much. Hovering corpses and the fallen bodies of our members aside, I noticed the Ice-cream machine needed fixing. I thought about the issue, read the error code and checked the manual thoroughly, then decided to stick my penis in it, but that didn't work so I just went back to work selling corpses to the sheeples. Spoiler Edited September 28 by Shagwrath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linkan Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 Activity #2 28/09/2024 Participants: @Snoupa @Linkan Duration: 18 Mins Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linkan Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 Activity #3 28/09/2024 Participants: @Snoupa @Linkan Duration: 39 Mins Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Linkan Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 Activity #6 28/09/2024 Participants: @Snoupa @Linkan Duration: 64 Mins Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Linkan Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 Activity #8 29/09/2024 Participants: @Snoupa Duration: 87 Mins Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shagwrath Posted October 5 Author Share Posted October 5 Roleplay #2 05/10/2024 5 mins Participants: @Shagwrath I have a craving, and I'll be honest, after almost a year of eating only our food, I am craving something fresh, well relatively speaking. You know what they say though, one man's trash is another man's treasure, so let see the wealth of abundance that literally litters San Andreas and see what I can find. Maybe aside from a quick midnight snack I can also find some inspiration. Damn and soggy boxy full of crumbling saltines and a jar of old mayonnaise did little to affect both. Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagwrath Posted October 5 Author Share Posted October 5 Roleplay #3 05/10/2024 10 mins Participants: @Shagwrath Last night's nocturnal nourishment, or well I guess lack thereof, gave me fresh resolve to find some treats of trash, something to put on the menu. What pairs best with people? There's a treasure trove of potential posh meals made from man. Delightful dishes where you can taste their last wishes and paired with trash, transformed with class. Coffee grounds, and lettuce that's not too brown, egg shells, something that smells, lots of wrappers, cans and bags... hey San Andreas, recycle that shit man. My truck full of potential pairings I made my way back to the restaurant to store them in the walk in an prepare some new menu items. Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagwrath Posted October 6 Author Share Posted October 6 Roleplay #4 06/10/2024 15 mins Participants: @Shagwrath The amount of lazy and drunk people in this city never ceases to amaze me, and I curse myself for not thinking of it sooner. If the fat slobs will not, or cannot come to us, why don't we bring Helvete to them? That's right, deliveries, the drooling and drunk dumbasses will pay top dollar for delivery straight to their door and we got the slop to sling straight to their eager drooling mouths. Business genius aside, I did had a ride on an escalator too, that was quite enjoyable. Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagwrath Posted October 6 Author Share Posted October 6 Roleplay #5 06/10/2024 5 mins Participants: @Shagwrath Gotta water the plants, so very urgently, oh man why did I drink all that Dr. Pepper? From the endless pit that is my bladder the golden liquid ceaselessly flows and spills upon the earth. The flora surrounding our restaurant sits parched, but I come with the salvation to their arid plight, as I unzip my fly the relief is for both them and I as amber waves cascade upon the sandy soil. All done, and I even sold some food, just next time I have to remember to zip up my fly first. When Linkan asked me if I was selling hot dogs, I did not know he meant my penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagwrath Posted October 9 Author Share Posted October 9 Activity #10 09/10/2024 Participants: @Shagwrath Duration: 15 Mins Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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