Spetnazz Posted November 20, 2020 Author Share Posted November 20, 2020 The Church of ELEVATE, after having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, came into the mainstream just a few months ago.With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of ELEVATE is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment or satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, just a pseudoscience manufactured by CLO to push Creationism into SAES. These people are mistaken The Church of ELEVATE is legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.The Elevated One@NanoBobThe Messengers@Spetnazz@Shaun@Teddy@Groove@Rake@Cappo@Marso@HasomY@Tritosh@Rivals@Note@Pog@Moley@Canelas@Nishki@nicus@Judyes@Rick@Kmeta@Siirtuga@Skomorje@Kuby@ANARCHY@Spark@Yoko_Kurama@Kawaii@Westbrook@ColdPlay@JoKilaPT@jonas13362@Hesha@Fyrr@sushiiThere are just a few rules that we follow, but we believe that the quality is more important than the quantity. We respect E L E V A T E. Here are some of the rules that we follow. More rules could be found in our private sections.Stay elevated at all timesRemind fellow elevators to elevate if they arent already elevatedGet a tattoo saying "E L E V A T E" on your foreheadJust E L E V A T EQ&A:Q: Who's the God in your religion?A: Followers of E L E V A T E dont acknowledge a supreme god or deity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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