JoGe Posted January 30, 2020 Author Share Posted January 30, 2020 Elementary schoolat the start of the 21st century (inb4 newfag)our school had also a tard class, with older 15-19 yo. tardsthe tards have built an epic snow fortress where they hang out during recesswe tried to figure out how these sub-humans could have constructed something so greatthe 5th graders can't deal with this factwe form a resistance movement against the tyrannical tardsLa resistance lives on motherfuckers!we named ourselves "The Devils of Hell"the devils first secret meeting is held in the schools forest near a huge pine tree and the nettle rock (during summer there grows a fucking lot of them)all the boys from th 5th grade plus me and three other firstgraders appeared to the meetingwe agreed that during next recess we will attack the tard without declareing war and spread the word about The Devils of Hellsaid recesswe attack equipped with sticks and rocky snowballs under the element of surprisethe tards don't understand the situation at first (DUH! :DD)but when they do, all hell breaks loose!these six foot (aspect of the 130cm 1st grader) drooling hulk tards come out of the fortress to screaming and batshit insane and attackat this part our forces break up under the tards overpowerment and we have to retreat back to the forestluckily, these teenage mutant ninja tards motoric skills are so underdeveloped that we can outrun themwe all make it to safety and we've managed to make a hole on the fortress wall. that can be counted as a victory!the word about The Devils of Hells achievements and bravery spread like wildfirenext days lunchbreak we held a new secret meeting where we recruit new soldiers and organize our strategy and tacticsour numbers tripled and we got partisans from every class even a few 6th graderswe shared our battle roles according to classes, us the firstgraders got the worst jobwe were "the little pioneers"our job was to dig trenches near the enemy lines and infiltrate the fortress through the the holes made by the frontline soldiers (3rd and 4th graders) and destroy the castle from the insidethe 5th and 6th graders worked as officers (throwing stones at the tards and shouting orders)our job was the most dangerous cause the rumor was that if the tards got you, they would kiss you and suck on your balls and their bite would turn you into onethe second attack would be wednesday at the beginning of the second recesswednesdaybefore the attack we gathered to the HQ of the Devils and swore an oathsure about our victory we marched into battleto our surprise, the tards were prepader for our attack, by recruiting more tards and arming themselves with sticks and (stone)snowballswe wont back downthe frontline soldiers break the walls a bit >we the pioneers charge inside but are forced to retreat fast when the tard go full hulk modethe biggest tard grabs a 2nd graderwe can't stay and help himthe Devils of Hell are yet againg forced to retreat to the forestdifferent stories are around about what happened to the one guy left behind but in any case the whole school feels sorry for him and treats him like a honorable war veteranwe set up an emergency meeting at lunch breakthe third meeting of the Devils of Hellthe AD/HD special ed. students want to join our resistancewe rejoice, cause these daredevils have a legendary reputation at our school for countless misdeedswe re-organize the movement to three divisions5-6th the elitekorps1-4th the foreing legionspecial eds. the daredevilsthe next grand attack is arranged to fridays lunch break, this time we will charge from three directions and wreck the whole fucking shitfridayget readyATTACK!oh fuck, party poopers! (the recess supervisors)the tards have told about us to the teacherswe all end up in detention and our movement is finished, or is it?friday, morning class"we will have a joint outdoor class with the 5th graders" - the teacherwith determined minds we march with the 5th graders to a window of the tards classroom, knock a few times and run towards the snow fortressin my 17 years of existing i have never seen anything funnier than about 20 tards glued to their window and their priceless faces when we kick the shit out of their matafaking fabuluos snow fortwe were the Devils of Hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brophy Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Did Vayran write this for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homeless Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 @Brophy No, its called art... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brophy Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 About as artistic as my anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoGe Posted January 30, 2020 Author Share Posted January 30, 2020 @Brophy Vayran ? Dude this is pure art and this definitely isnt Vayrans production. Vayran would write this from another angle... if you know what i mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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