Corrupt the Wish [GAME]

[Homeless]

Granted, but everybody leaves the server
I wish y'all werent so cringy

[sayliski]

Granted, but you will be more cringe.
I want to be SAES Leader

[Rick]

Granted,but Kain and Daryl will come to your house and they will torture you until you resign from SAES Leader position

I want to kill cops irl who ram arrests me.

[Assassin]

@Rick said in Corrupt the Wish [GAME]:

Granted,but Kain and Daryl will come to your house and they will torture you until you resign from SAES Leader position

I want to kill cops irl who ram arrests me.

Granted but cop is your step son.

I want to join SAPA.

[Aurora]

@Assassin Granted, but you're hired as our part-time Janitor with no benefits and a pay of $4.50 an Hour

I want to become a respected member of community.

[kikas]

Granted. You are now the go-to source of information for new players.

I want all the custom vehicle handlings to be removed from the server, including drive type and engine upgrades.
EDIT: since nobody came up with an answer for my original wish, I will be changing it to something easier. I admit, the original idea I had wasn't that great for this thread, and I did not intend to stop the game for such a long time.

New wish: I want player blips to be always visible to everyone, 2011 style.

[Omar]

granted, but the server is dead

I wish me and my boy mellow get community staff

[DJO]

granted, but in your dreams.
i want to end this game.

[Lightning]

Granted, but only after your death.
I want some spicy chicken wings.

[JoGe]

Granted, but they are rotten.
I want a cold beer when i arrive home from work.

[Garcia]

granted, but you can't drink a beer, it's too late and you have an interview tomorrow morning
i want to pass my final exams

[Skomorje]

granted, sadly you will never pass them.
I want that corona shit gone

[Chief]

Granted, but another virus will show up.
I want a super gaming PC

[Lightning]

Granted but you don't have the electricity to turn it on.
I want to be a Pilot

[Sollozzo]

Granted but your first flight will be hijacked by terrorists.
I want to be able to move at the light speed

[Leonard]

granted but ur shoes gonna be made on glue
i want to be president

[Chief]

Granted, but you will be the president of your street.
I want to be a super cop

[DJO]

granted, but you have to join sapa which is already removed
i want to slap @Lightning 's face

[Anas_]

Granted, but only if he slaps yours.

I want to become a president

[Chief]

Granted, but you will be assassinated in your first speech.
I want Super GT

[Guest]

Granted , but you will not be able to drive it.
I want to be able to teleport everywhere and whenever I want.

[Garcia]

Granted, but that power will be available for you at the age of 100 and you will die at 99 age
i want to sleep 5 years straight

[Chief]

Granted, but you'll wake up only to find a zombie apocalypse.
I want Minigun allowed for everyone.