Lonely Hearts Import & Distribution, LLC
1456 Market Street, Suite 404
Los Santos, San Andreas 90012
Tel: (213) 555-1979 • Email: legal@lonelyhearts-sa.com
September 22, 2025
VIA CERTIFIED MAIL & EMAIL
Los Santos Delivery Company
Attn: Legal Department
1250 Grove Avenue
Los Santos, San Andreas 90021
Re: Demand for Immediate Remedial Action — Breach of Contract, Negligence, and Intent to Litigate (Shipment of Fifty Silicone Dolls Delivered in Defiled Condition)
To Whom It May Concern:
This correspondence serves as a formal legal demand and notice of intent to sue your company for gross misconduct, negligence, and breach of contractual obligations under the laws of the State of San Andreas.
FACTS
On September 12, 2025, my company, Lonely Hearts Import & Distribution, LLC, received a consignment from Los Santos Delivery Company consisting of fifty (50) premium silicone female companionship dolls (the “Goods”), intended for retail distribution to single men across San Andreas.
Upon immediate inspection, it was discovered that every single doll — 100% of the shipment — had been defiled, tampered with, and rendered unsellable. Each doll was delivered in a compromised, unsanitary, and disgraceful condition.
The catastrophic state of the Goods has resulted in complete commercial loss, annihilation of consumer confidence, and near-irreversible damage to my company’s reputation. I am now on the verge of bankruptcy as a direct consequence of your reckless incompetence.
CAUSES OF ACTION
Breach of Contract — failure to deliver goods in merchantable condition.
Breach of Implied Warranty of Merchantability & Fitness — shipment not fit for ordinary or intended use.
Negligence & Gross Negligence — reckless handling and inadequate supervision by your staff.
Negligent Hiring/Retention — entrusting unqualified employees with sensitive cargo.
Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress — forcing me to explain to dozens of clients why their orders were unsellable.
DAMAGES DEMANDED
As a direct result of your company’s failures, I hereby demand:
Immediate full refund of purchase price and shipping costs: $125,000 USD.
Compensatory damages for lost profits, disposal costs, and reputational harm: $250,000 USD.
Punitive damages for systemic negligence and unprofessional conduct: $500,000 USD.
Attorney’s fees and court costs as provided by San Andreas law.
DEMAND FOR ACTION
You are hereby instructed to remit the full sum of $875,000 USD within seven (7) calendar days of receipt of this notice.
Failure to comply will result in immediate initiation of litigation in the Superior Court of Los Santos County, where I will pursue seizure of assets, permanent revocation of your delivery license, and judicially ordered closure of Los Santos Delivery Company.
This is your final opportunity to resolve the matter outside of court.
Govern yourselves accordingly.
Respectfully,
/s/ Chegun Blya
Chegun Blya
Chief Executive Officer
Lonely Hearts Import & Distribution, LLC