Corrupt the Wish [GAME]

[Epichu]

Granted, but the dog's name will be San Andreas Federal Police enforcement unit :)
I want a hotdog

[Rabygon]

Granted, but there'll be shit on the hotdog instead of the usual mustard
I want immortality

[Chief]

Granted, but when you kiss your wife your immortality will be gone
I want to be one of SAES Dev

[Epichu]

Granted, but you dont have any powers to dev.
I want to be Jesus

[Lincoln]

Granted, But you will be hung on a cross.
I want bang the DE lider, Patrol.

[Bunny]

@lincoln

Granted, but you lose your soul to me.

I want to become DE Leader.

[Barry Allen]

@Bunny granted but DE loses its spawn weapons and vehicles.
I want a life

[Xavier]

@barry-allen granted but you suddenly remember that you are Indian and your sole purpose in that life is to worship cows
i want tamsou7 unbanned

[Barry Allen]

@Xavier granted but you will never be able to eat cow again!
I want cow meat banned!

[Jamal]

@barry-allen Granted, but you're indian, so you love cows.
I wanna be a ProCop
:passport_control:

[Rocker]

@Jamal420 Granted but you have to ass lick me and complete your 30 days in fbi.

I want to be staff in the saes.

[Epichu]

Granted but I will lose your soul to me
I want @Halo to be active

[Linkan]

Granted, but you'll get bant
I want @jonas13362 to become gay <3

[Chief]

Granted, but you will be a gay too
I want to get a nice life

[Jamal]

@chief granted, but this'll never happend.
I wanna DE @IG8820 inv plss.

[Epichu]

Granted, but you will be blacklisted after 10min

I want @nicus to be my father

[Lincoln]

@epichu Granted, but Jonas will be your mother.
I want to be CEM @Bone inv

[Skerdi]

@lincoln granted but after you join the same thing that happened with ddt will happen again I want to fly

[Chief]

Granted but you will fall and die
I want a cat

[Laser]

Granted but the cat will say "chief" until it dies
I want a level 6 gang

[Jamal]

Granted, but there's no level 6 gang!
I want a better FPS and ping.

[Epichu]

Granted, but you will get kicked from game for too good fps and ping

I want become a jesus

[Skerdi]

Granted, but you will be tortured and killed and none will remember you, you cant revive yourself again too.
I want Juventus to get knocked out in ucl.

[Chief]

Granted, but your favorite team will get knocked too
I want to learn programming and make a zombie server

[Laser]

Granted, but you'll only know HTML so that won't be enough
I want to have miniguns in game