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New addition to SAES Ronseal replied in News and Announcements
Sadly, after a while, Brophy will subject you to the most horrific sexual abuse you could imagine.
Within a year, your rectum will have ceased to function normally.
Previous players invited to join the team by Brophy have had to emigrate to North Korea, such was their desperation to avoid his late night cuddles.
With this in mind I welcome you to the team and hope you have a fabolous time, right up until your first Lubelacking encounter with the Black Country’s most feared ring piece intruder.
SAES is 15 years old today! Ronseal replied in News and Announcements
Happy Birthday to all of you in the community.
Whatever community that may be.
Community Birthdays are very special events and should be celebrated.
Therefore it has been decided every member of the community will receive a celebratory handjob, courtesy of @Rennie.
Happy Birthday once again, please contact @Rennie directly to arrange a suitable time and location for your Scottish palm toss.