How about, don't get muted?
Mute is a punishment, something that you shouldn't get at all. Unless you're dedicated to rulebreaking and getting muted often, I'm certain that you will live through those few minutes of your mute once every few weeks/months without talking to anyone. If you're enduring a punishment, the last thing that will be looked at is your comfort. It is a punishment, it shouldn't be comfortable for you. This is similar to suggesting for adminjailed players to have something fun to do while being in adminjail.