We need a civil war ASAP

Chimp Resort is like definitely the gayest name you could come up with

You have bad fps after re-installing because the objects that did not render before now do appear, and that causes low FPS because your potato computer can't handle so many shit loading. If your computer is also full of shit I'd suggest cleaning it up with a fresh format as that will empty space for the CPU to do its job.

felicidades G @Kybali0n

por muchos mas rompiendolo mi pana

The only spark you get is when you put a broken vibrator inside your wet anus

Name: Elektra Queen
Sex: Transsexual Woman
Birth: 18/11/1987
Address: Currently homeless, owns a cardboard shelter below a bridge.
City/Precinct: Los Santos
State: San Andreas
Current occupation: Prostitute.
Experience: Ex-porn star
Backstory She started as many begin, from the bottom, hitchhiking, sucking old men cocks at 5 dollars a blowjob to make ends meet. But she wanted to get more, so one day she went to a porn casting in San Fierro, from a famous porn producer. In no time she made a name for herself, everyone knew her as "Elektra" but she earned the title of "the most open rectum in all of San Andreas." For years she continued her career until she became a porn star, it seemed that everything was going well until one day she caught a very serious syphilis, the producer could not have it anymore so they fired her, she got hooked on heroin, and spent all her money, The only thing she had left were those videos that circulated on the net in which she got to swallow 30cm cocks, but other than that, not a mere dollar in the bank. Several months later she was living under a bridge in Los Santos, looking to get out of the streets, and sucking junkies in exchange for a good shot of heroin. One day she overdosed, but survived, and has since stopped using drugs. Today she continues to live under the same filthy bridge, looking again to get into the world of porn, to rise again from the shit to become the star that she was in her time, they say that she is recruiting young prostitutes to form a whorehouse exclusively for transsexuals.

@law said in [Suggestions] for make server more fun:

6 :ammo from Car bag
just like you can change skins from vehicle trunks It be nice if you guys can add weapon storage to vehicle trunks as well, so criminals or any roles can have the choice to select the weapons they want from their trunks of their cars without having to drive to a disk.

I dig this. It could bring many RP opportunities too, as for gun transportation.

@foreheadmonster said in Wadduuuppp:

Terreeeyyy!
Hahahaha, "looks at @Combine", I remember when that happened. Don't worry, it's me this time.
Actually I used to shave my head for like two years prior to this one, and I combined it with a beard. I looked like anorexic Kratos or something. Now I'm a bare faced bitch with hair on top of my head and a big ass forehead as my personal trademark.
The band fell apart, it's just me and the other guitar player right now, making our own music, and planning on recording it some time during this year.
Btw who should I contact to change my in-game login credentials? The game is almost finished downloading, and I'm pretty sure the password won't be correct when I try to log.

I apologize for my complete personality disorder and attempt to impersonate your identity out of sheer boredom. To this day even I look back and see how pathetic it was. Although, the conversation I had with @shaun inventing your personal life was entertaining, I think I have never laughed so much, the moment he pressed the ban button when he realized it was me, it was priceless.

Dark lives matter!