CHURCH OF ELEVATE
By Spetnazz, in Groups

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    The Church of ELEVATE, after having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, came into the mainstream just a few months ago.

    With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of ELEVATE is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents – mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

    Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment or satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, just a pseudoscience manufactured by CLO to push Creationism into SAES. These people are mistaken — The Church of ELEVATE is legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.

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    The Elevated One
    @NanoBob

    The Messengers
    @Spetnazz
    @Shaun
    @Teddy
    @Groove
    @Rake
    @Cappo
    @Marso
    @HasomY
    @Tritosh
    @Rivals
    @Note
    @Pog
    @Moley
    @Canelas
    @Nishki
    @nicus
    @Judyes
    @Rick
    @Kmeta
    @Siirtuga
    @Skomorje
    @Kuby
    @ANARCHY
    @Spark
    @Yoko_Kurama
    @Kawaii
    @Westbrook
    @ColdPlay
    @JoKilaPT
    @jonas13362
    @Hesha
    @Fyrr
    @sushii

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    There are just a few rules that we follow, but we believe that the quality is more important than the quantity. We respect E L E V A T E. Here are some of the rules that we follow. More rules could be found in our private sections.

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    • Remind fellow elevators to elevate if they arent already elevated

    • Get a tattoo saying "E L E V A T E" on your forehead

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    Q&A:
    Q: Who's the God in your religion?
    A: Followers of E L E V A T E don’t acknowledge a supreme god or deity

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