Corrupt the Wish [GAME]
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I start:
flowers
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Granted,But they smell like shit.
I want DE
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Sure, but you'll only clean toilets.
I want to be DDT.
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Sure, die and you will be DDT in heaven
I want Teddy -
Granted but the teddy is made out of shit
I want a Rolex
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Granted, but you'll have to give that ass monthly to pay it off.
I want DDT to be the best squad on the server.
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Granted, but DDT doesn't even exist anymore
I want my Combine Harvester to fit inside a Pay'n'Spray
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Granted, but once you get it in you cant get it out.
I want to get rich and buy a mansion. -
Granted, but that mansion is made out of poop.
I want to be klo -
Granted but you'll be their toilet cleaner.
I want to fuck Lord Farquaad -
Granted but everytime u fuck lord Lord Farquaad your dick becomes smaller by 30%
I want a girlfriend -
Granted, but she'll cheat on you.
I want DE. -
Granted but u will get buttraped by all DE member everyday as long as u are DE
I want a Private Jet -
Granted, but there will be a shitload of terrorists on your "private jet"
I want a lolly!
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Granted, but it's made of poop
I want a Xbox -
Granted, but you won't be able to play any games on it.
I want to have peace -
Granted, but you have to join ISIS in their quest for world peace.
I want money. -
Granted, but as long as you still play MTA you won't.
I want to lose my virginity.. -
Granted, but it needs to be the hand of your sleeping sister.
I want that being gay is accepted within this community