Corrupt the Wish [GAME]

[Chief]

Granted, but your new PC is going to be your old PC
I want iphone 7

[Skerdi]

Granted but it will fall down of your hand and gets broken on the first time you use it
I want 2.0

[Chief]

Granted, but this will only happen at 2030
I want Glock 17

[Franklin]

Granted but it will not be able to shoot
I want cash

[Chief]

Granted, but you will waste it all on drugs
I want to be a pro player

[kenny]

Granted, but you will be a pro at playing dead.
I want to be able to fly at any speed i desire without harming myself or the people or environment or structures or beings around me.

Good luck.

[Chief]

Granted, but you have to leave SAES HQ to be able to do this.
I want to be lovely

[kenny]

@chief The issue must be properly connected to the wish you know

[Lincoln]

@kenny Granted, but The day you are able to do this is also the day you will die.

[Felix]

@kenny granted but you cannot go lower so cannot land once you started flyin. (Figured I wouldnt left this one out as it hasnt been properly corrupted.)

@Glitchmann u had no wishes o.o

I want me and my loved ones to have a long, healthy, fun and happy life 'till we die peacefully in our sleeps

[Chief]

Granted, but @Jamal420 will come to your house while you are sleeping and kill you
I want to make a successful gang

[Adriano]

Granted, but the gang leader and his HQs only recruit noob players into the gang

I want BES to have its group spawn!

[kenny]

@adriano said in Corrupt the Wish [GAME]:

Granted, but the gang leader and his HQs only recruit noob players into the gang

I want BES to have its group spawn!

That's a paradox with the actual wish, not a corruption

[Skerdi]

Granted but none will be able to access the spawn.
I want Ronaldo back

[Chief]

Granted, but he will be a very bad player
I want to get access to VCES beta for free

[Skerdi]

Granted but you want to join ice for it.
I want Samsung galaxy s9

[Chief]

Granted, but it's going to have a very weak processor
I want to get 10 GBP

[FireFox]

Granted, but they are going to be torn apart.

I want to win the US DV.

[Franklin]

Granted, but you will only get 5 dollars.

I want to get HRMC official

[Skerdi]

Granted but it will take 10 years to get the rewards sorted.
I want a ps4